CRAZY CAT WOMAN
Yesterday morning I woke up early and I could feel the atmosphere in the air and the neighbours spectacles slipping down her nose to see what the mad women next door was going to do next!!It was a bright sunny morning in the life of Unique..It was also the morning after the night before the day before that and on that day it rained a thousand buckets...
Sorry folks I've been reading to the kids and it's hard to get out of that mode..Apologies..I am a natural comedian I attract madness in many forms and that includes my own and that of other peoples...
So it goes like this:-
Nothing can be worse than having a puncture in a brand new Michelin Tyre and what can you do on a Bank Holiday weekend but improvise... A bicycle repair kit..doubled up of course and the car got from A to B but never got from B to A..The barsteward deflated..You would think a spare tyre would be handy in this situation and guess what?There wasn't one!
My friend had to cadge a lift home.
She arranged someone to come and fix it yesterday at 7.00am...and on this one off unsunny day she got a lift in what could only be described as a hill billy pick up truck but it wasn't any old pick up trunk it was a pick up truck with a difference...OMFL(oh my flipping life) it was one with windscreen wipers that had malfunctioned and they wouldn't turn off...Basically her boyfriend gave her a lift in a bat mobile..
What could I say when it parked outside my house and she got out...I was in hysterics!!...My god and he didn't even turn the bat mobile off when he dropped her here and he was driving it with a straight face..Apparently she laughed all the way here and all he could say was shurup...shurup!!!
I know for a fact my neighbours all think I'm nuts but they still invite me in their houses because it's not me it's the other people around me who are nuts.I'm just the one picking up the pieces..and it's hard to distinguish as well we do have squirrels around here in woods and such...
My new neighbours haven't spoken to me since my cat licked it's balls outside their house..I mean cats do that don't they?..It's only natural and my Elvesta was 16 Years old on May 1st ...We had a party for him even though he wasn't guaranteed to be actually there..he was instead outside my new neighbours house LMAO!
If only people could see the funny side of things instead of being so stiff upper lipped..They all try it until they get used to the situation..I've been here a long long time...Maybe too long and I think maybe other neighbourhoods could benefit from me moving in NEXT DOOR...Don't you think so?
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