diash Poetry (2)

A WOMAN

WITH GREAT BEGUILE
AND SEXY SMILE
A 'FAB' HAIRSTYLE
SHE KNOWS JUST WHAT SHE'S AT!
HER POWDERED NOSE
DESIGNER CLOTHES
COMPLETE WITH 'PICTURE' HAT!

SHE'S A FAKE UP!
IN HER MAKE UP
FALSE EYELASHES, AND HAIR
'BOOBY TUBES' AND GUCHI SHOES
SHE IS OUT TO 'SNARE'
A MAN LIKE YOU........BEWARE!!

WITH GREAT BEGUILE
AND TEMPTING SMILE
RED LIPSTICK AND ALL THAT
HER POWDERED NOSE
AND SEXY POSE
NOW YOU KNOW WHERE SHE'S AT!

NEW DRESS TO WEAR
WITH SHOULDERS BARE
HAIR AND MAKEUP DONE
FINALLY HER STRONG PERFUME
WILL 'ROCK' THE ROOM
AND KNOCK YOU OUT IN ONE!!!

I MET A GREAT GUY ON LINE
AND HAD THE MOST FABULOUS TIME 'CHATTING' AWAY
TO THIS MAN EVERY DAY
AND FALLING IN LOVE WITH HIS MIND
WE GOT ON SO WELL
IT WAS EASY TO TELL
WE MATCHED! WE WERE TWO OF A KIND

WE TALKED AND WE JOKED 'ON THE SCREEN'
COULD THIS BE THE MAN OF MY DREAMS?
HE CALLED! AND SUGGESTED WE MEET
OH! LORD I WAS GETTING COLD FEET!
BUT HE SOUNDED SO GREAT
I AGREED TO A DATE!

NEXT DAY HE ASKED FOR A DATE
HE SOUNDED SO NICE, I DIDN'T THINK TWICE
SAID ¨YES: I'LL MEET YOU AT EIGHT¨.
AND THOUGHT ¨WOW¨! I CAN'T WAIT!¨
HE SAID ¨DINNER AND WINE¨?
SHALL I BOOK IT FOR NINE¨?
I SAID, ÖH ! YES THAT'S FINE¨

WAS SO NERVOUS I COULDN'T GET DRESSED
TOTALLY WOUND UP AND STRESSED!
¨WHICH DRESS? ¨I CAN'T CHOOSE
AND ¨HEAVENS! WHAT SHOES¨?

COULD THIS REALLY BE MR RIGHT?
THAT I'M MEETING AT EIGHT TONIGHT
SO 'WHY THEN AM I UPTIGHT'
BUT I HAD A GREAT TIME
AND SOON I SIGNED OUT!-OFF LINE.

i FOUND THIS FAB MAN ON THE NET
I KNEW AS SOON AS WE MET
HE WAS FUN, HE WAS KIND
HE 'GOT INTO' MY MIND
IN A WAY THAT I'LL NEVER FORGET!