SummerUKWashington UK, Tyne and Wear, England UK8,842 posts
vinny1967: Its pronounced turd........and yeah you do
God and St Peter were dividing up the world and they came to Ireland.
What shall we give this country St Peter asked.
God said we will give this country some of the best scenery in the whole world. Ok said St Peter where next.
God said hold on. We shall also give them whiskey and Guinness...........amber nectar as a present from me.
Ok where next St Peter asked. Hold on said God, we shall also give them the best playrights and poets in the world.
Ok where next St Peter said. Hold on said God we shall also give them charisma and charm.
St Peter threw his pen down and said 'what is it about this country that your giving them so much'
To which God replied.
You have not seen their neighbours yet
Turd!!! I'm not gonna say a dickie bird hehe!!
When I worked for Airtours and whenever we got an Irish guy on the phone we used to put him on loud speaker so ALL the girls could hear him... There was an awful of drooling going on haha!!
SummerUK: Turd!!! I'm not gonna say a dickie bird hehe!!
When I worked for Airtours and whenever we got an Irish guy on the phone we used to put him on loud speaker so ALL the girls could hear him... There was an awful of drooling going on haha!!Errrrrr the jokes hilarious Vinny
Well I dont charge much
Note to self: start practising Oirish accent before Glasga
Just imagine Italian and Irish kids ....oooooAll that Catholic guilt...I am bad enough Scots Catholic and Scots Presbytarian But kids with you to the trick cyclist bills would be astronomical
patmac: Just imagine Italian and Irish kids ....oooooAll that Catholic guilt...I am bad enough Scots Catholic and Scots Presbytarian But kids with you to the trick cyclist bills would be astronomical
I dont do guilt anymore Pat. They just wanted us to go to confession
magsx: Would anyone be willing to exchange numbers and maybe meet beforehand ??? Am not great at going into functions on my own
.. Hi Mags, I will be heading through to Glasgow by train on the Friday evening, checking into my hotel and then going straight to the venue but you can send me your number and if I have time we can meet up first. But perhaps someone else can offer you a more concrete plan ....
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Oh Yeah!!!! Now theres a thought
Hope its in a castle