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A look of constant sadness on their faces
These guys are unable to converse with others easily one on one or in a group setting. The look of failure, abandonment, and isolation is written all over them.
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Little Ambition For Success In Life
Remember this quote: "I started at the bottom"; "Liked it"; "So I stayed there". Some men get stuck on the lowest rung of the ladder.
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Treating Women Always As The Weaker Sex
Opening a door or pulling out a chair for a lady who retaliates with contempt that the thought exists that she is helpless in the mind of her date.
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Always trying To Bribe Their Way Into a Women's Heart
Gift giving for no apparent reason at all. Money always seems to be the solution for personality failures plus a lack of confidence.
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Mother Comes First Before A Girlfriend
Once a mama's boy; always a mama's boy. Time management becomes a problem when the well meaning romantic gets stuck between two opposing forces.
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Boring Conversation Puts Women To Sleep
Biggest mistake on a first date; telling your entire life's story in 35 minutes or less. Relating your past failures doesn't inspire anyone.
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Social Activities Are Always At A Low Predictable Level
Women are always looking for an UPGRADE concerning social activities. Catching the "Been there"; "Done that" Disease early in a relationship spells SEPARATION.
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Women Are Given Very Little Breathing Space
Women have lives of their own. When a new guy shows up and is in constant contact for conversation and date creation; a woman is ready to stand up and scream.
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Threatening Personal Harm When A Woman Says Goodbye
Many men don't possess emotional muscle. It kills them inside when a girl says its over. Everyone doesn't possess the fortitude to say "Women are like buses" "Another one should be coming down the road here sooner or later".
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Having A Big List Of Excuses For Romantic Failures
Men are quick to blame women for their own failures. Men sometimes need improvement in several areas before dating success will come their way.
Desperate men have to be rescued along with those suffering from drug use, alcohol abuse, and mental illness.
Comments (46)
It was so depressing that it could be used as a life-saving device for people who are ODing on speed.
If I were a woman and read this list, I'd swear to declare complete emotional and moral bankruptcy before going on another date, ever.
If I were guy, I'd make bets with my co-workers at the waterfountain that I would never ever have another erection again for as long as I live.
If I were a parakeet, I'd go on a hunger strike.
If I were a little bird... I would hide me head in the sand little bird, catch you with another hen, that's the end-da. Little bird.