top 10 reasons to date an ambulance medic
dis is for all ou people who think dat medics are nothing special!!!:P:P
now put dat in yeer pipes n smoke it! ha ha ha ha:P:P:L:L:D
1
we are available anytime, anywhere, any way you need us
2
we are already farmiliar with latex
3
we are prepared for any rythem
4
we always come wen we are called
5
we'd shock the socks off you
6
we arrive with our own multi-positional bed
7
we are the quickest in rapid clothing removal
8
we are experts in mouth to mouth
9
we are great with multiple partners
10
we are used to staying up all night
now put dat in yeer pipes n smoke it! ha ha ha ha:P:P:L:L:D
Comments (3)
anybody home...?????
dat was 4 all da ten donts...
i am scared of rugby..and
i swoon when in the rings and
i am scared of horses and
i tend to gasp on mouth to mouth
when nedics take my breath away.. and
i luv bread with butter all the time and
i tend to scoop up all the butter and
i go violent when breeze blows with butter scent and
it takes ten medics to hold me right and
i always swoon when the butter melts..