Milwaukee, Wisconsin, USA

Jan 2017

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Finish this sentence...I'm dying to know!

The other night a I met my friend for dinner at a very trendy up scale place. We are sitting at the bar for a drink before dinner and there are these 3 men not far from us. There are wearing suits and look like professional, mid 30's. As they are leaving the one guys says, " the reason I'm so small down there is..." and that's all we heard! My friend and I looked at each other and laughed so hard! What guy would tell his colleagues about "his size" and what would be the reason why?

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Dreamcatcher99●Kuala Lumpur, Malaysia

Jan 7, 2017●60 Blogs●2,344 Comments

.....because I used to wear really really tight jeans when I was a teenager.

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luvontherocksOP●Milwaukee, Wisconsin USA

Jan 7, 2017●9 Blogs●142 Comments

Dream that's funny! Would that really cause a guy to be "small" I grew up in the 80's when guys all wore skin tight jeans...

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mollybaby●Cork City, Cork Ireland

Jan 7, 2017●37 Blogs●11,285 Comments

..I like to fit in.

Double entendre deliberate

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Dreamcatcher99●Kuala Lumpur, Malaysia

Jan 7, 2017●60 Blogs●2,344 Comments

I think it would, theoretically.

Skin tight jeans would cut down the amount of blood supply to the nether regions? Lack of it resulted in lack of growth in size?

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ekself●Onehorsetown, Eastern Cape South Africa

Jan 7, 2017●1 Blogs●1,711 Comments

Suspect the down there he was talking about is not the down there you decided he was talking about.

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luvontherocksOP●Milwaukee, Wisconsin USA

Jan 7, 2017●9 Blogs●142 Comments

@self very true! I never thought about that!! Maybe down there was his feet!

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Proficiency1●Montego Bay, Saint James Jamaica

Jan 7, 2017●1,188 Comments

Because my siblings were thinking small when I was formed.

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mollybaby●Cork City, Cork Ireland

Jan 7, 2017●37 Blogs●11,285 Comments

Peds, that's your excuse and you're sticking to it

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pedalguy59●Burlington, Ontario Canada

Jan 7, 2017●2,000 Comments

No excuse it's reality, this weather causes a man to have: ............ Raisin Bag.

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lisaj77●NA, Gauteng South Africa

Jan 7, 2017●271 Comments

#10

ouch

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mollybaby●Cork City, Cork Ireland

Jan 7, 2017●37 Blogs●11,285 Comments

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I think it is more of a case of men with raisin bags choosing to live in cold places to have an excuse

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pedalguy59●Burlington, Ontario Canada

Jan 7, 2017●2,000 Comments

#12

...... of course a warm friendly female hand would ease things.

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pedalguy59●Burlington, Ontario Canada

Jan 7, 2017●2,000 Comments

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......... or we could move to country with excessive rainfall and acquire: ..................... Shrivel Bag.

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Snookums33●Joburg, Gauteng South Africa

Jan 7, 2017●249 Comments

#14

Maybe he was talking about something totally different, than u assume. I can guess a few only applicable to business, can't u ?

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lisaj77●NA, Gauteng South Africa

Jan 7, 2017●271 Comments

#15

Checking weather...

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pedalguy59●Burlington, Ontario Canada

Jan 7, 2017●2,000 Comments

#16

This I got to hear.......

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lisaj77●NA, Gauteng South Africa

Jan 7, 2017●271 Comments

#17

NO RAIN OVER HERE... the raisins would not shrivel..they"d be toasty warm..

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mollybaby●Cork City, Cork Ireland

Jan 7, 2017●37 Blogs●11,285 Comments

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Peds, rain makes things grow

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pedalguy59●Burlington, Ontario Canada

Jan 7, 2017●2,000 Comments

#19

It seems rain and warmth makes things grow.

Here I thought it was manual stimulation.

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luvontherocksOP●Milwaukee, Wisconsin USA

Jan 7, 2017●9 Blogs●142 Comments

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@snook yes I agree. It was just funny at the time and both my friend and I thought the same thing. Maybe we just have a one track mind...

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lisaj77●NA, Gauteng South Africa

Jan 7, 2017●271 Comments

#21

manual stimulation...other phrase could be careful tending to..

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mollybaby●Cork City, Cork Ireland

Jan 7, 2017●37 Blogs●11,285 Comments

#22

Mild and damp is the way to go, Peds

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Proficiency1●Montego Bay, Saint James Jamaica

Jan 7, 2017●1,188 Comments

#23

Elegs

You are awesome

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luvontherocksOP●Milwaukee, Wisconsin USA

Jan 7, 2017●9 Blogs●142 Comments

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Elgs

Does it really make you go blind?

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Lukeon●Port Elizabeth 6000, Eastern Cape South Africa

Jan 7, 2017●484 Blogs●7,155 Comments

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As they are leaving the one guys says, " the reason I'm so small down there is..."

The reason could be that when he was younger he most probably had toys to play with... unlike many of us...

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Elegsabiff●Motril-ish, Andalusia Spain

Jan 7, 2017●358 Blogs●9,358 Comments

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Prof, thanks

Luv, I don't think it can or there would be a lot of men with guide dogs or white sticks but apparently boys were told that - blind or mad. Okay, maybe mad was true

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Seri2016●unknown, Cork Ireland

Jan 7, 2017●6 Blogs●769 Comments

#27

Hi Luv,
Glad you made it back!

Biff, sure they rather go blind than burn in hell

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Elegsabiff●Motril-ish, Andalusia Spain

Jan 7, 2017●358 Blogs●9,358 Comments

#28

Oh hell Seri I didn't know about that one. Guys only, right?

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luvontherocksOP●Milwaukee, Wisconsin USA

Jan 7, 2017●9 Blogs●142 Comments

#29

Hi Seri, I'm glad to be back, and thank you!

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johnjjm●co westmeath0000, Westmeath Ireland

Jan 7, 2017●5 Blogs●1,312 Comments

#30

is called selective hearing the man could mean anything its women and their one track minds ha ha

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luvontherocksOP●Milwaukee, Wisconsin USA

Jan 7, 2017●9 Blogs●142 Comments

#31

Hello Backagain! Yes I'm "back again" too! Missed you!

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luvontherocksOP●Milwaukee, Wisconsin USA

Jan 7, 2017●9 Blogs●142 Comments

#32

Tru, I missed you and your comments that make me laugh!!!

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online today!

truheart1941●brentwood, Essex, England UK

Jan 7, 2017●2 Blogs●424 Comments

#33

on/rocks....im glad your back.......

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luvontherocksOP●Milwaukee, Wisconsin USA

Jan 7, 2017●9 Blogs●142 Comments

#34

Tru....

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IncubusBaig●Islamabad, Pakistan

Jan 7, 2017●770 Comments

#35

LOTR... Wow that was quick.. you really missed this place didn't ya? It does kinda get under your skin..

Anyway.. welcome back..

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Track16●Eastern, Newfoundland Canada

Jan 7, 2017●1,598 Blogs●2,278 Comments

#36

He may have just been having fun at his own expense. I been known to do it from time to time.

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luvontherocksOP●Milwaukee, Wisconsin USA

Jan 7, 2017●9 Blogs●142 Comments

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Baig, I did! Thanks for the warm welcome!

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luvontherocksOP●Milwaukee, Wisconsin USA

Jan 7, 2017●9 Blogs●142 Comments

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hello Tracks!!!

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Track16●Eastern, Newfoundland Canada

Jan 7, 2017●1,598 Blogs●2,278 Comments

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Hi luv

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truheart1941●brentwood, Essex, England UK

Jan 7, 2017●2 Blogs●424 Comments

#40

luv/stop making small talk.......with the riff/raff on here........

...slide yourself over here on the sofa........and pukker up.........let your heart rule your head.........

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