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Today I asked God for a bike,.................................

But I know he doesn't work like that, so I stole one instead and begged him for forgiveness,...rolling on the floor laughing
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daniela777
daniela777●Mi Paraiso, Murcia Spain
Jan 19, 2017●2,126 Comments
#1
And how many hail Marys did you have to do for that? wink
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ScottyVan
ScottyVanOP●Bracknell, Berkshire, England UK
Jan 19, 2017●216 Blogs●2,833 Comments
#2
Wasnt a confession so none lol,.................
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oldblue54
oldblue54●kaitaia, Northland New Zealand
Jan 19, 2017●76 Blogs●1,148 Comments
#3
Scotty did you sniff the seat ?
'-)
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ScottyVan
ScottyVanOP●Bracknell, Berkshire, England UK
Jan 19, 2017●216 Blogs●2,833 Comments
#4
No, just got on my knees and begged,.........laugh
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Lilith10
Lilith10●unknown, Alberta Canada
Jan 19, 2017●188 Comments
#5
Wondered who stole my bike! devil dancing

wave laugh
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daniela777
daniela777●Mi Paraiso, Murcia Spain
Jan 19, 2017●2,126 Comments
#6
So how do you know Scotty boy that you've been forgiven?dunno
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ScottyVan
ScottyVanOP●Bracknell, Berkshire, England UK
Jan 19, 2017●216 Blogs●2,833 Comments
#7
Hi Lilith,.....wave
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Lilith10
Lilith10●unknown, Alberta Canada
Jan 19, 2017●188 Comments
#8
Daniella....giggle .......laugh
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myhome
myhome●Pinetop, Arizona USA
Jan 19, 2017●6 Blogs●1,729 Comments
#9
Scotty, you need more then hail Mary's to save your butt...laugh
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ScottyVan
ScottyVanOP●Bracknell, Berkshire, England UK
Jan 19, 2017●216 Blogs●2,833 Comments
#10
Dan don't think I have, think he stitched me up today, ordered an oak dining table and 6 black leather chairs and today they delivered a walnut table and cream chairs,....doh doh doh
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daniela777
daniela777●Mi Paraiso, Murcia Spain
Jan 19, 2017●2,126 Comments
#11
Um mm here they're looking for a Brit riding a bike on the wrong side of the road.
I believe Interpol is on to it...
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nonsmoker
nonsmoker●Waterford, Ireland
Jan 19, 2017●282 Blogs●8,720 Comments
#12
I remember when I asked God for a bike,
Its crystal clear to me now because it was later that evening I met my ex doh
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daniela777
daniela777●Mi Paraiso, Murcia Spain
Jan 19, 2017●2,126 Comments
#13
Well...whoever delivered all that must have a good sense of humour! It's probably stolen stuff as well and they'll nail you for the lot! laugh rolling on the floor laughing
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truheart1941online today!
truheart1941●brentwood, Essex, England UK
Jan 19, 2017●2 Blogs●424 Comments
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hi scotty...was it a childs 3 wheeler......you rotten bar ,,,,,stud.....mumbling mumbling very mad rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing
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myhome
myhome●Pinetop, Arizona USA
Jan 19, 2017●6 Blogs●1,729 Comments
#15
Scotty, I am just calling it, on how I see it...laugh
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ScottyVan
ScottyVanOP●Bracknell, Berkshire, England UK
Jan 19, 2017●216 Blogs●2,833 Comments
#16
tru, was thinking of nicking your zimmer frame,...........laugh
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ScottyVan
ScottyVanOP●Bracknell, Berkshire, England UK
Jan 19, 2017●216 Blogs●2,833 Comments
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Candy,...........................tongue
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daniela777
daniela777●Mi Paraiso, Murcia Spain
Jan 19, 2017●2,126 Comments
#18
Hey True...yeah I'm not doing too bad for a 99 year old woman am I ? wink
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ScottyVan
ScottyVanOP●Bracknell, Berkshire, England UK
Jan 19, 2017●216 Blogs●2,833 Comments
#19
PP, I got years on you my son,.............................rolling on the floor laughing
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truheart1941online today!
truheart1941●brentwood, Essex, England UK
Jan 19, 2017●2 Blogs●424 Comments
#20
hi yer Dan/ what made yer say that////????????giggle giggle giggle roll eyes dunno
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daniela777
daniela777●Mi Paraiso, Murcia Spain
Jan 19, 2017●2,126 Comments
#21
True. .I was just responding to your comment made on the other blog. teddybear
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truheart1941online today!
truheart1941●brentwood, Essex, England UK
Jan 19, 2017●2 Blogs●424 Comments
#22
owwww that........i,m on the defencive now......professor rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing hug
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ScottyVan
ScottyVanOP●Bracknell, Berkshire, England UK
Jan 19, 2017●216 Blogs●2,833 Comments
#23
tru, your grammar and spelling is shocking, must be that dementia kicking in lol,..................rolling on the floor laughing cheers
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truheart1941online today!
truheart1941●brentwood, Essex, England UK
Jan 19, 2017●2 Blogs●424 Comments
#24
dan/ your a nice woman really....what you doing on here.....mixing with the riff/raff......(scotty)..??????professor confused rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing laugh
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truheart1941online today!
truheart1941●brentwood, Essex, England UK
Jan 19, 2017●2 Blogs●424 Comments
#25
scotty, you could be right....professor but i dont care......so bol......lux to you......hug hug rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing
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ScottyVan
ScottyVanOP●Bracknell, Berkshire, England UK
Jan 19, 2017●216 Blogs●2,833 Comments
#26
rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing tongue tongue
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daniela777
daniela777●Mi Paraiso, Murcia Spain
Jan 19, 2017●2,126 Comments
#27
Scotty. ..talking about grammar and spelling...look who's talking ? uh oh

So what about your furniture. Did it fall off off the back of a lorry?
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ScottyVan
ScottyVanOP●Bracknell, Berkshire, England UK
Jan 19, 2017●216 Blogs●2,833 Comments
#28
Dan, nothing wrong with my grammar and spelling,..................tongue

And no it was carried out the back of a lorry, just not what I ordered!.........sigh
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ScottyVan
ScottyVanOP●Bracknell, Berkshire, England UK
Jan 19, 2017●216 Blogs●2,833 Comments
#29
Dan, you forgot your capital T and L,............laugh
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daniela777
daniela777●Mi Paraiso, Murcia Spain
Jan 19, 2017●2,126 Comments
#30
Tru. .you seem to be a nice guy too so...what are you doing here?

As for me I'm just a bit frustrated tonight with the floods here and the roads snowed up. First snow in 100 years! doh
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ScottyVan
ScottyVanOP●Bracknell, Berkshire, England UK
Jan 19, 2017●216 Blogs●2,833 Comments
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PP likes mixing with all us riff raff,.....................laugh
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daniela777
daniela777●Mi Paraiso, Murcia Spain
Jan 19, 2017●2,126 Comments
#32
What T and L ???
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truheart1941online today!
truheart1941●brentwood, Essex, England UK
Jan 19, 2017●2 Blogs●424 Comments
#33
dan/..........if the furniture looks like him......(wrecked).......he should save it ..for bon fire night......grin grin rolling on the floor laughing ....>>>>>>>>>>super
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ScottyVan
ScottyVanOP●Bracknell, Berkshire, England UK
Jan 19, 2017●216 Blogs●2,833 Comments
#34
Scotty. ..talking about grammar and spelling...look who's talking ? uh oh

So what about your furniture. Did it fall off off the back of a lorry?

T for talking and L for look after your full stops,....................laugh hug
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ScottyVan
ScottyVanOP●Bracknell, Berkshire, England UK
Jan 19, 2017●216 Blogs●2,833 Comments
#35
PP, I'm using you as my penny for the guy, then burning you,.......................rolling on the floor laughing
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daniela777
daniela777●Mi Paraiso, Murcia Spain
Jan 19, 2017●2,126 Comments
#36
These were not full stops but dots... instead of dashes - as I'm typing from my phone. No capitals in this case! professor
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ScottyVan
ScottyVanOP●Bracknell, Berkshire, England UK
Jan 19, 2017●216 Blogs●2,833 Comments
#37
Just for you Pete,.......rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing

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truheart1941online today!
truheart1941●brentwood, Essex, England UK
Jan 19, 2017●2 Blogs●424 Comments
#38
scotty. blues rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing
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ScottyVan
ScottyVanOP●Bracknell, Berkshire, England UK
Jan 19, 2017●216 Blogs●2,833 Comments
#39
head banger cheers cheers cheers hug
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truheart1941online today!
truheart1941●brentwood, Essex, England UK
Jan 19, 2017●2 Blogs●424 Comments
#40
scot/ that curled me up.........laugh laugh
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