Women these days, looking for a stable responsible man thats good looking. How come they never want a butt ugly pot smoking slacker that lives with his mother?
One of my cats is so fat he is almost dragging his stomach, other cat is feather weight, barely notice her on you. I need them to meet somewhere in the middle
The Newfie met up with his buddy at the bar. His buddy asked "Where were ya to by?" Newfie replied "I been in the lockup the last few weeks". His friend says "Really? What was the charges?" Newfie replies "No charges, it was all free"
The Newfie got pulled over by the police and when the cop approached his car, he could smell booze coming from the Newfie. The cop asked "are you drinking tonight sir?" The Newfie replied "yes I am, I had 6 shots of whiskey, 4 rum and cokes, and 3 beers. The cop said "sir, can you step out of your vehicle for me and do a breathalyzer test for me please".
Two Newfies buy a 5 ton truck. They drive to Nova Scotia, buy bags of turnip for $5 a bag, drives home and sells them for $5 a bag.
When they were doing the finances and realized they lost money, the first Newfie says "what did we do wrong?" The 2nd Newfie says "See, I told ya we should have bought a bigger truck!"
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RE: Say Anything part 3
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