Everything from pink lemonade to Kentucky moonshine. We can recommend you try the Old Panther Piss. Its fragrant aroma makes it very popular among the ladies.
Facilities are available for this activity in the new lead lined soundproof underground car park. Please take care while using the fully automatic flushing loo!
Silk lingerie may be a fire hazard. Please exercise caution when using the services of our masseur, as friction may cause sparks thus causing ignition of said lingerie thereby necessitating its immediate removal!
5 star of course. Our clientele expect nothing less! The Penthouse is indeed available but I must advise that Serena, being a regular guest here has a permanent booking for the Dungeon! It has all the comforts of home.
"Company" being the operative word. All the REAL women are either taken or only here for the forums. Finding a lifetime partner here is akin to winning the lottery! The odds are against you, but you've got to be in it to win it!
Mesdames KB and Molly, your bookings are confirmed and your rooms are ready. Kindly leave any excess baggage in the foyer and our trained Gorillas staff will attend to it.
Forgot to mention as we were in a hurry to re-open the pest control guy hasn't arrived yet. There may be the odd rat wandering around, but no worries, the carpet python under the bed will sort them out. Have a nice night!
Ghetto Fabulous? We are not amused! Only the very best of everything for our guests.Rooms ranging from Penthouse to Dungeon and all in between. Our most popular room is 69, but you will need to book well in advance for this as it is understandably in great demand. Even has its own Jacuzzi. We feel sure we will have a room here to service your every need. FULL Room service is provided for all discerning guests.
Not quite accurate, but it is becoming increasingly difficult to differentiate between the genuine daters and scammers. Oh well, there's always the forums to entertain as it's usually a long wait to be contacted by a genuine person.
Not quite accurate, but it is becoming increasingly difficult to differentiate between the genuine daters and scammers. Oh well, there's always the forums to entertain as it's usually a long wait to be contacted by a genuine person.
RE: Friends with benefits
Yes indeed. A girl for all seasons! Can't wait for summer. Bikini pics.!!!