RE: Friends with benefits

Yes indeed. A girl for all seasons! Can't wait for summer. Bikini pics.!!!grin grin wow wow smitten

RE: Songs with a Travel Theme

Daddy took the T-Bird away

Tijuana Taxi

The Pushbike Song

And for any other dinosaurs out there a couple from when the bears were bad

Slow Boat To China

My merry Oldsmobile.wave

RE: Songs with a Travel Theme

I've been everywhere.......Lonny Donegangrin grin

RE: witchbiz

How about the Cassowary coast? Will that do?australia banana

RE: witchbiz

How about the Cassowary coast? Will that do?australia banana

CS MOTEL NOW OPEN UNDER NEW MANAGEMENT.

Nighty night. Pleasant dreams. Luv ya!smitten devil

CS MOTEL NOW OPEN UNDER NEW MANAGEMENT.

Nighty night. Pleasant dreams. Luv ya!smitten devil

CS MOTEL NOW OPEN UNDER NEW MANAGEMENT.

As it is time for a shift change I will leave you in the clutches capable hands of the night staff. Hope you are enjoying your stay.grin grin devil

CS MOTEL NOW OPEN UNDER NEW MANAGEMENT.

Everything from pink lemonade to Kentucky moonshine. We can recommend you try the Old Panther Piss. Its fragrant aroma makes it very popular among the ladies.wine devil

CS MOTEL NOW OPEN UNDER NEW MANAGEMENT.

Facilities are available for this activity in the new lead lined soundproof underground car park. Please take care while using the fully automatic flushing loo!devil

CS MOTEL NOW OPEN UNDER NEW MANAGEMENT.

Dear lady, this is CS motel. grin There are ALWAYS other options!teddybear devil

CS MOTEL NOW OPEN UNDER NEW MANAGEMENT.

Dear lady, this is CS motel. grin There are ALWAYS other options!teddybear devil

CS MOTEL NOW OPEN UNDER NEW MANAGEMENT.

Flake out?yawn sleep devil

CS MOTEL NOW OPEN UNDER NEW MANAGEMENT.

Flake out?yawn sleep devil

CS MOTEL NOW OPEN UNDER NEW MANAGEMENT.

I know the effect this el cheapo stuff will have. You will find a barf bag in the top drawer next to the bed.barf barf devil devil

CS MOTEL NOW OPEN UNDER NEW MANAGEMENT.

Thank you for your understanding. Please accept this bottle of champers with our compliments. (In case of fire!)tip hat devil

CS MOTEL NOW OPEN UNDER NEW MANAGEMENT.

Silk lingerie may be a fire hazard. Please exercise caution when using the services of our masseur, as friction may cause sparks thus causing ignition of said lingerie thereby necessitating its immediate removal!devil

CS MOTEL NOW OPEN UNDER NEW MANAGEMENT.

5 star of course. Our clientele expect nothing less! The Penthouse is indeed available but I must advise that Serena, being a regular guest here has a permanent booking for the Dungeon! It has all the comforts of home.grin devil

CS MOTEL NOW OPEN UNDER NEW MANAGEMENT.

You are in luck madame, we have several available at the moment. Would that be * ** *** or ****? Single, double, family or ballroom?grin

RE: Body Hair

Helps keep the fleas warm!laugh laugh grin

CS MOTEL NOW OPEN UNDER NEW MANAGEMENT.

Oh good, the pest control guy has finally turned up. Now, where can I find a snake catcher?grin

RE: me myself and i!!!

"Company" being the operative word. All the REAL women are either taken or only here for the forums. Finding a lifetime partner here is akin to winning the lottery! The odds are against you, but you've got to be in it to win it!irish good luck

RE: Living on an Island.

Are you telling me your winter reaches 40 degrees? Must be tough on the footballers!grin

RE: Living on an Island.

My Island is bigger!!!grin yay

CS MOTEL NOW OPEN UNDER NEW MANAGEMENT.

Mesdames KB and Molly, your bookings are confirmed and your rooms are ready.
Kindly leave any excess baggage in the foyer and our trained Gorillas staff will attend to it.grin grin grin devil

RE: Word to Live By - Part 3

Always carry a life raft. You're sunk without it!

CS MOTEL NOW OPEN UNDER NEW MANAGEMENT.

Forgot to mention as we were in a hurry to re-open the pest control guy hasn't arrived yet.dunno There may be the odd rat wandering around, but no worries, the carpet python under the bed will sort them out. Have a nice night!devil

CS MOTEL NOW OPEN UNDER NEW MANAGEMENT.

Ghetto Fabulous? We are not amused!scold Only the very best of everything for our guests.Rooms ranging from Penthouse to Dungeon and all in between. Our most popular room is 69, but you will need to book well in advance for this as it is understandably in great demand. Even has its own Jacuzzi. We feel sure we will have a room here to service your every need. FULL Room service is provided for all discerning guests.
gift bouquet

RE: What Brings You To CS

Not quite accurate, but it is becoming increasingly difficult to differentiate between the genuine daters and scammers. Oh well, there's always the forums to entertain as it's usually a long wait to be contacted by a genuine person.sad flower

RE: What Brings You To CS

Not quite accurate, but it is becoming increasingly difficult to differentiate between the genuine daters and scammers. Oh well, there's always the forums to entertain as it's usually a long wait to be contacted by a genuine person.sad flower

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