Geriatrix2 Forum Posts (680)

RE: Please Welcome Me to CS

Don't disappear too far... Remember our date, it's only 26 years away!

RE: Welcome back KB.

Have a new lease on life now you're back!

RE: Welcome back KB.

Welcome back stranger... .. If you want a laugh check out the thread "Marriage".....

RE: Men in MANKINI's - if all our fantastic CS guys had a MANKINI DAY...

How is your supply of barf bags?

RE: What do you crave on CS

I crave the "LIKES" be removed from the site... Tired of receiving mails from CS advising I have likes only to discover there is nothing there...

RE: S E X

9.30 am.

RE: S E X

You really are an enigma Snooks... One minute you're talking about having friends with benefits, the next it must be marriage? ... Don't know about anyone else, but I'm confused...

What's the story with the "likes" on this site?

Time for some zzz's...Too many games of Mahjongg have me going ga-ga!...

What's the story with the "likes" on this site?

9363 views, zilch dates.... Only mail I get is from Scammers... I must be the most undateable guy on this site!

What's the story with the "likes" on this site?

Have had 8 "likes" in the past 2 weeks, yet when I try to see profiles of said "likes" I get either "Profile not found" or "Nobody has liked you yet"? Anyone else having the same problems? .. Personally, I much preferred the old format to this new one...Surely they can't all be scammers? Of course I could be wrong...

RE: And the bell tolls, again and again !

Laydeez and gentlemen! In the blue corner we have......

RE: I am so Tired of being Alone

Ah yes, but is she miss right? It's only a short hop (2000km) across the Nullarbor to find out. (In my case 4000km!) That's the problem, anyone who is half way close to being a match is on the other side of the country or worse, the other side of the world!

The OP is right, it's mission impossible! Hiya dream girl...

WHY BOTHER?

Just checked a profile and was quite impressed. Thought it was definitely worth investigating so checked "do we connect". Yep, matched up perfectly! (She was looking for man 26-99) I'm certainly one of those! OK, so send flower. Oops, flower cannot be sent because I don't meet her requirements, (must be 26-60).That's NOT what it says on her profile.Is it any wonder why people get confused on this site? (Not admin's fault), but surely these women should be able to clearly state what they are looking for....Oh well, back to the drawing board!

RE: The Thread To Tell Admin What You Don't Like About The New Forums Format

Love Sudoku but this new format has taken away the full screen option. Being blind as a bat I have trouble seeing the small numbers...Bring back FULL SCREEN!!!!!!!

RE: A Woman

Have you been taking lessons from Molly?

RE: how long you been on site

Put it this way, right now I'm only Geriatrix2, but if I'm here much longer will need to become Methuselah!

RE: single Women

You'll still be as beautiful then as you are today!

RE: single Women

You can be sure I will! Don't want to miss our date...Only 27 years to wait now. I'm tingling with anticipation!

RE: Which Do You Think is More Important: Unconditional Love or Love with Conditions

Love is a four letter word!

RE: single Women

Ah yes, "other"activities. I vaguely remember engaging in those back when the bears were bad! Heart attacks tend to slow me down these days.

RE: single Women

Pissing down rain here! The joys of living in the tropics. Have missed your humour, where ya been?

RE: single Women

'Morning Minxette!

RE: The complimentary thread

Yep, Minxette gets my vote!

REMEMBER WHEN.....

Thanks Lil, I'm getting there slowly. Should be back to my old self some time this century!

REMEMBER WHEN.....

You were 18 and voted for the first time? Getting your driving licence and first car? The thrill of turning 21 and getting pissed with your mates? Looking forward to all the fun times ahead? .... Of course all these things happened back when the bears were bad, but what of today? Personally, the only thing I have to look forward to is a date with the lovely Kaybee, and that won't be for another 27 years. (She prefers older men). In the meantime I get to look forward to several heart attacks, sundry strokes, a probable hip replacement, the odd panic attack and just plain getting old. By that time I will have no memory left so I guess it won't matter that much...

While memory is still there, I would like to thank my CS friends for all the well wishes I have recieved via cards and mail. They are appreciated greatly.

RE: SAY ANYTHING II

Pity the Taliban didn't get the writer! That monstrosity must surely rate in the top ten worst songs ever written!

RE: I'm Building An Ark (stage 1).......

Hey Soph, I can't find another dinosaur to accompany me on the ark! Would you fill in until one comes along?

RE: Disillusioned with finding love..

Vinny Don't scare the poor girl off, she just got here!

RE: Disillusioned with finding love..

I'd be delighted!

RE: Disillusioned with finding love..

Yo Lookin, have been checking the books and noticed your membership is in arrears. Please rectify this oversight ASAP or it may result in expulsion which would be a shame as good members are hard to find...Signed the Prez.