Ten Reasons Not To Make Love
There's some pretty serious reasons not to make love on the first date
1
No Quarters for the vibration bed
2
You left your key at home on the dresser to your what?"chasity belt?
3
Sweety, honey, I never knew cl*ts could get erections
4
No son, you can't bring the cheerleaders in to watch
5
So you say its been itchen for how long now down there
6
Sweety, honey, how on earth did the lipstick smudges get down there
7
I know some women have two periods a month, I know
8
It keeps passing gas baby, I can't do it when its talking to me like that
9
OMG my semi could fit in that tunnel lol...oops!
(courtesy Google images)
10
I think we should save it till when, what freezes over? Baby I said I was sorry!
(courtesy Google images)
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