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Where are the others?

I feel like every one gone away! Is it? Or is that me coming on the wrong time to the wrong spot? dunno confused
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Enjoy!

Hi every one have a great evening I am out to Kohln AMDOM best church in Germany to see!!


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Please don't take personal this is not mean to any one I am uploading this for fun that is all!!!
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Oh boy!

Today I went to my Aunt in Duisburg I came in front of a man from CS,, with a pregnant wife,laugh

What a small world oh boy seems he is looking for a part time spare wheel he ha haaaa during wife's pregnancy to carry on laugh

I introduced my down lip to upper lip and shut fek up and walked away!

So Now I am thinking how many are they like that here.... giving big mouths big words so innocent words trying to get more attention ..... sucks honestly sorry but nothing to say!


Good night all


heart wings
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Peaceful day!

It is ascension day here in Holland! But I don't know if it is the same all over the world? I wish all of you a peaceful day!
God Bless you all!


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teddybear teddybear
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Ice cream Corn!

I went to the city to pick some stuff,, and I went to ice cream shop to eat an ice cream...

a guy look like foreigner ... I thought so he was carrying huge back pack..


while we were siting for our Ice cream this guys ask if he can sit with us ,,grin

He start talking:

What is the time? I look at the watch to tell him the time, before I answer he asked are you married? well what the he*l I said no at this moment I am not married..time is 14:40pm grin but he was saying where he went all blah blah I was just pretending that I am interested...but fallen almost sleepy..

We got our ice cream, my daughter got a huge cup I got a corn...with three ice cream balls..
He was staring at us for some time, and all the sudden he asked "do you like sex?

what the f**k I took my daughter and walk away with thinking you better feck off...

When I am back home I thought is that is my ice cream corn gave him that guts to ask that from me??confused confused

me I am not eating Ice cream any more with a cornwine
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call me grand ma!

Yeah my cat got 8 babiesapplause

So loving cute ones still at the vet.

Going to pick all of them after a week...

Now feel like grand ma ha haaa

Diesol is waiting to see his nephews and nieces cats meow

have a good day every one out to buy few more cat beds applause
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Watch my drinking!

Good morning my friends!professor
My doctor told me to watch my Drinking, So I am off to find a bar with big mirrors.buddies

When I was a child I thought Nap time was a punishment now as a grown up nap time feels like a vacation

my doctor asked me if any of my family members suffered from insanity I told him " no we all are enjoying it"

Never use weight scales ladies because it never measure sexy

The bags under my eyes are Prada

Woman are not moodywe simply have days when we are less inclinedto put up with your crap

Happy Monday every one I am on a week holidaysyay yay
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Perfect guy!

professor


The perfect guy doesn't drink
doesn't smoke
doesn't cheat


And DOESN'T EXIST



Sometimes I think " screw this I will just be a stripper"

Then I remember "I am still singel and cannot dance either"

teddybear teddybear

Love kitty's grand ma
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Marriage Work Shops!

Marriage should be like a workshop

Where the husband works

and wife shopslaugh laugh


teddybear

Happy Wednesday every one!
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I did it my way!

When my end is near
and i'm old in years
got no regrets
of my chosen steps
in my life filled Opera
I did as Sinatra

I did it My Way........"
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Attention all men!

Designers invented a new bra for us middle aged woman
They have call it " the sheepdog"as it rounds them up and points them in the right direction......
professor

I am going to take a hot shower it is like normal shower only with me in it.

I wish some people would introduce there upper lip to their lower lip and shut the hell up.

Attention all men if you feel ever the need criticize a woman's figure or indeed any other aspect of appearance please make absolutely sure you are either Brad Pitt or Johnny Depp

Today s housekeeping tip Always keep get well soon cards on the mantlepiece . That way if unexpected guests arrive they will think you have been sick so unable to clean.

Do you ever wish that you could unmeet some one ? I do so I am logging off from CS now till this after noon....

Happy Sunday every one!yay yay
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week end laugh!

professor



Home is the where BRA isn't

My favorite work out is cheese curls....


If burglars broke in to my house just for money I would laugh and search together with them....


Just a heads up I am starting my summer diet which has probably ended by the time you read this...

I like my big butts it gives people I don't like plenty of places to kiss.

Marriage only war in which you sleep with the enemy

Every one says you should follow your dreams So I am going back to bed
Happy week end my friends!

yay teddybear yay
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