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Wishing you all a .....??

We all wishing you a wonderful new year with all your dream come true with all blessings and positive energy!

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Dec 2014
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Hi every one at the moment I am stuck with moving to my new home and also the work there. So basically no time to be on the internet as I was. So I thought to take some days off. Wish you all a good time here. See you when I see you. Till then adios!!!
Wish you all a good week end.

Always love

Zeurich!

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Nov 2014
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00 marks for the test!!!!

A Student who got 0% Marks, was surprised

because his all answers were seemingly correct!

Do you feel that he was wrongly penalized??

Q.1- In which battle did Tipu Sultan Die ?..
Ans.- In his Last Battle..

Q.2- Where was the Declaration of
Independence Signed?
Ans.- At the Bottom of the Page..

Q.3- What is the Main Reason for Divorce ?..
Ans.- Marriage..

Q.4- Ganga Flows in which State ?..
Ans.- Liquid State..

Q.5- When was Mahatma Gandhi Born ?.
Ans.- On His Birthday.

Q.6- How will you Distribute 8 Mangoes among 6 People ?..
Ans.- By Mango Shake..!!

Q.7-where do maximum ice fall noticed in India...???..

Awesome Reply By Student:- .."In wine Glass."

Hope you all doing good so the do I have a great what day is it today hey

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Nov 2014
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I am laughing out of every where!!!

Hi guys I am laughing out of every where.

I got mails full from woman with asking who is the woman with you?

Look like those are for my man not for me

oh what a world

Have a good week every one hope all are in good health.

love ya all!!!!

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Oct 2014
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Husband's rules for the newly wedded wife

A couple were married and, following the wedding, the husband laid down some rules.
I'll be home when I want
If I want, and at what time I want he insisted
And, I don't expect any hassle from you.
Also, I expect a decent meal to be on the table every evening, unless I tell you otherwise.
I'll go hunting, fishing, boozing, and card-playing with my buddies whenever I want.
Those are my rules, he said.

"Any comments?"

His new bride replied, "No, that's fine with me. But, just understand that there'll be sex here at seven o'clock every night ... whether you're here or not."

Have a good day friend also a fantastic week end!

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Oct 2014
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I found your nose...

Once a girl friend so tricky and suspicious about what her boy friend doing on his laptop,

so she went in to the lap top and search what ever he does but nothing suspicious found,

so she shut down the lap top,

When boy friend was home she was very nicely treated boy friend, they cook together eat together,,

at night boy friend smells something burning but this girl reading the book, He asked "do you smell something?" she said "No"

then boy friend "aha I forgot I found your nose inside of my laptop"

Then girl friend remember that she did not log out before she close laptop

So guys if you put your nose don't forget it there

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Oct 2014
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WHY DO COUPLES FIGHT!

My wife sat down on the couch next to me as I was flipping channels.
She asked, 'What's on TV?'
I said, 'Dust.'
And then the fight started.
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My wife was hinting about what she wanted for our upcoming anniversary.
She said, 'I want something shiny that goes from 0 to 100 in about 3 seconds.'
I bought her a weighing scale.
And then the fight started.
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When I got home last night, my wife demanded that I take her someplace expensive.
So, I took her to a petrol pump
And then the fight started.
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My wife is standing & looking in the bedroom mirror.
She is not happy with what she sees and says to me,'I feel horrible; I look old, fat and ugly. I really need you to pay me a compliment.'
I replied, 'Your eyesight's damn near perfect.'
And then the fight started.
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I asked my wife, "Where do you want to go for our anniversary?"
It warmed my heart to see her face melt in sweet appreciation.
"Somewhere I've not been in a long time."
So I took her to the kitchen.
Then the fight started...

For all married couples..

Hope you all do good! Love ya all.

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Oct 2014
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Instaling a Husband!

A Woman writes to the IT Technical Support Guy

Dear Tech Support,

Last year I Upgraded from Boyfriend 5.0 to Husband 1.0 and I noticed a Distinct Slowdown in the overall System Performance, particularly in the Flower and Jewellery Applications, which Operated Flawlessly under Boyfriend 5.0.

In addition, Husband 1.0 Uninstalled another Valuable Program, Romance 9.5 and then Installed undesirable Programs such as NEWS 5.0, MONEY 3.0 and CRICKET 4.1

What can I do ?

Reply:-

Dear Madam,

First, keep in mind, Boyfriend 5.0 is an Entertainment Package, while Husband 1.0 is an Operating System.

Please enter Command: "ithoughtyoulovedme.html" and try to Download Tears 6.2. Then it will automatically run the Applications Jewellery 3.0 and Flowers 3.5

However, remember, Overuse of the above Application can cause Husband 1.0 to Default to Silence 3.5 or Beer 6.1.

Also DO NOT disturb the original Package of Husband 1.0.... Otherwise new Virus Girlfriend 2.5 will automatically be Downloaded into your System.

So be careful. In addition, please do not attempt to Re-install the Boyfriend 5.0 Program. These are Unsupported Applications and will Crash Husband 1.0.

We recommend: Cooking 5.0 and Cute Looks 7.7

Good Luck Madam.

Have a good day friends! I am feeling better!

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Oct 2014
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Down with fever!

Hi guys I will be back when I feel better, at the moment down with fever cough and all other stuff you can think of!!!

enjoy your week I am going to crawl under my blanket.

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Oct 2014
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The love of my life!

Well Some time ago I came across this connecting singles site accidentally! I put up a profile.
I got many letters also scammers did not forget to say hi to me .

There was a person who wrote me decently even though no profile pic I wrote to him. He wrote to me. I had no that much of a trust in people who has no profile pic.But I think it was the writing style that kept me replying to his letters.

In April 2014 I went to UN head office regarding some work I had proceed. I spend two weeks there. On the 24th of April 2014. I got a visitor at the reception.

I had no clue but if I am heading to USA my college friends university friends always pass by at least for a coffee or tea. So that was not unusual.

But some man from middle age was waiting patiently at the reception.He smiled and said "well here is your surprise. I was not sure if you going to believe me here is your profile I printed out from CS". So no profile photo become a visible man in front of me. We had a lunch together. And it was fantastic honest to say.
Time has passed we spend time together get to know each other well.

I am allowed to upload a photo of both of us. But he prefer not to mention his profile name or real name. So I cannot say much I respect his wishes. Even I drop profile name no use he is taken

.

He is from USA but he has some relatives where I live 50 min drive time from me. They are quiet good people. I have been there once. He has a daughter from age 21 and son from 11.Son is living by his mother and daughter is at university. Till we figure out who move to where we will be in two ends but time to time we both will travel up and down.

I am specially dropping this blog for people who lost their hope regarding finding loved ones. For them what I have to say be honest and open. If some one has no photo does not mean scammer all the time. Observe the writing style. That helps to understand if there is a true man behind. Need some faith too to be honest. So here he is.

I want to say to connectingsingles moderators including every one who behind the site! Thanks to you all I met the love of my life! I will be hanging on the blog site. Just to read and for fun!

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Oct 2014
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Bashing and why?

Hi every one!

Hope you all had sweet week end!

I was on the net went in to a forum site, and I read some thread most are not interested but some are. But what I see most of them try way too hard from their butts out of to prove they are right,I wonder why? Is that their negativity or their insecurity or are they in a misery. Insulting calling names, most made me laugh.
any of you made any of this experience?
Have a good day!!!!!!

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Sep 2014
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Just to say Thank you!

I just want to say thank you for all your kind wishes. Please do enjoy.

I love you all

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Sep 2014
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Wishing you all a .....??

Leaving for some time!

00 marks for the test!!!!

I am laughing out of every where!!!

Husband's rules for the newly wedded wife

I found your nose...

WHY DO COUPLES FIGHT!

Instaling a Husband!

Down with fever!

The love of my life!

Bashing and why?

Just to say Thank you!

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