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Hi every one hope you are doing good? Yes we doing very well. And we enjoy the sunny weather!applause

Hello Every one!

cool Hi Every one!

Hope you all are doing well. Just pop in to say hello yay Any one remember me LOL, well we all are doing fine and great!
Cheers!
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Hello!

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Hope every one doing well!teddybear teddybear teddybear

Wishing you all a .....??

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We all wishing you a wonderful new year with all your dream come true with all blessings and positive energy!

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Merry Chirstmass to you all!

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To All friends I am wishing you merry christmas and healthy wealthy 2015. Have a blessed festive season!

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Leaving for some time!

Hi every one at the moment I am stuck with moving to my new home and also the work there. So basically no time to be on the internet as I was. So I thought to take some days off. Wish you all a good time here. See you when I see you. Till then adios!!!
Wish you all a good week end.

Always love

Zeurich!

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00 marks for the test!!!!

A Student who got 0% Marks, was surprised

because his all answers were seemingly correct!confused

Do you feel that he was wrongly penalized??

Q.1- In which battle did Tipu Sultan Die ?..
Ans.- In his Last Battle..

Q.2- Where was the Declaration of
Independence Signed?
Ans.- At the Bottom of the Page..

Q.3- What is the Main Reason for Divorce ?..
Ans.- Marriage..

Q.4- Ganga Flows in which State ?..
Ans.- Liquid State..

Q.5- When was Mahatma Gandhi Born ?.
Ans.- On His Birthday.

Q.6- How will you Distribute 8 Mangoes among 6 People ?..
Ans.- By Mango Shake..!!

Q.7-where do maximum ice fall noticed in India...???..


Awesome Reply By Student:- .."In wine Glass." drink pouring

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Hope you all doing good so the do I have a great what day is it today hey confused
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I am laughing out of every where!!!

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Hi guys I am laughing out of every where.

I got mails full from woman with asking who is the woman with you?


rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing Look like those are for my man not for megrin grin oh what a world dancing

Have a good week every one hope all are in good health.

love ya all!!!!

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Husband's rules for the newly wedded wife

professor

A couple were married and, following the wedding, the husband laid down some rules.
I'll be home when I want
If I want, and at what time I want he insisted

And, I don't expect any hassle from you.
Also, I expect a decent meal to be on the table every evening, unless I tell you otherwise.
I'll go hunting, fishing, boozing, and card-playing with my buddies whenever I want.
Those are my rules, he said.

"Any comments?"

His new bride replied, "No, that's fine with me. But, just understand that there'll be sex here at seven o'clock every night ... whether you're here or not."

Have a good day friend also a fantastic week end!
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I found your nose...

professor
Once a girl friend so tricky and suspicious about what her boy friend doing on his laptop,

so she went in to the lap top and search what ever he does but nothing suspicious found,

so she shut down the lap top,

When boy friend was home she was very nicely treated boy friend, they cook together eat together,,

at night boy friend smells something burning but this girl reading the book, He asked "do you smell something?" she said "No"

then boy friend "aha I forgot I found your nose inside of my laptop"

Then girl friend remember that she did not log out before she close laptop wine wine

So guys if you put your nose don't forget it there yay
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WHY DO COUPLES FIGHT!

My wife sat down on the couch next to me as I was flipping channels.
She asked, 'What's on TV?'
I said, 'Dust.'
And then the fight started.
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My wife was hinting about what she wanted for our upcoming anniversary.
She said, 'I want something shiny that goes from 0 to 100 in about 3 seconds.'
I bought her a weighing scale.
And then the fight started.
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When I got home last night, my wife demanded that I take her someplace expensive.
So, I took her to a petrol pump
And then the fight started.
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My wife is standing & looking in the bedroom mirror.
She is not happy with what she sees and says to me,'I feel horrible; I look old, fat and ugly. I really need you to pay me a compliment.'
I replied, 'Your eyesight's damn near perfect.'
And then the fight started.
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I asked my wife, "Where do you want to go for our anniversary?"
It warmed my heart to see her face melt in sweet appreciation.
"Somewhere I've not been in a long time."
So I took her to the kitchen.
Then the fight started...

For all married couples..teddybear teddybear teddybear

Hope you all do good! Love ya all.
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Instaling a Husband!

A Woman writes to the IT Technical Support Guy

Dear Tech Support,

Last year I Upgraded from Boyfriend 5.0 to Husband 1.0 and I noticed a Distinct Slowdown in the overall System Performance, particularly in the Flower and Jewellery Applications, which Operated Flawlessly under Boyfriend 5.0.

In addition, Husband 1.0 Uninstalled another Valuable Program, Romance 9.5 and then Installed undesirable Programs such as NEWS 5.0, MONEY 3.0 and CRICKET 4.1

What can I do ?

Reply:-

Dear Madam,

First, keep in mind, Boyfriend 5.0 is an Entertainment Package, while Husband 1.0 is an Operating System.

Please enter Command: "ithoughtyoulovedme.html" and try to Download Tears 6.2. Then it will automatically run the Applications Jewellery 3.0 and Flowers 3.5

However, remember, Overuse of the above Application can cause Husband 1.0 to Default to Silence 3.5 or Beer 6.1.

Also DO NOT disturb the original Package of Husband 1.0.... Otherwise new Virus Girlfriend 2.5 will automatically be Downloaded into your System.

So be careful. In addition, please do not attempt to Re-install the Boyfriend 5.0 Program. These are Unsupported Applications and will Crash Husband 1.0.

We recommend: Cooking 5.0 and Cute Looks 7.7

Good Luck Madam.


Have a good day friends! I am feeling better!
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