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WHY DO COUPLES FIGHT!

My wife sat down on the couch next to me as I was flipping channels.
She asked, 'What's on TV?'
I said, 'Dust.'
And then the fight started.
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My wife was hinting about what she wanted for our upcoming anniversary.
She said, 'I want something shiny that goes from 0 to 100 in about 3 seconds.'
I bought her a weighing scale.
And then the fight started.
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When I got home last night, my wife demanded that I take her someplace expensive.
So, I took her to a petrol pump
And then the fight started.
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My wife is standing & looking in the bedroom mirror.
She is not happy with what she sees and says to me,'I feel horrible; I look old, fat and ugly. I really need you to pay me a compliment.'
I replied, 'Your eyesight's damn near perfect.'
And then the fight started.
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I asked my wife, "Where do you want to go for our anniversary?"
It warmed my heart to see her face melt in sweet appreciation.
"Somewhere I've not been in a long time."
So I took her to the kitchen.
Then the fight started...

For all married couples..teddybear teddybear teddybear

Hope you all do good! Love ya all.

Comments (15)

bungallow55
no one else around?confused
Mimi1973
I read them twice and I still laughed as loud!! rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing

Thanks Zeurich hug teddybear bouquet
bungallow55
I didn't read the whole thing just titlelaugh
Mimi1973
Bungallow

scold scold scold

giggle giggle giggle wave
Zeurich
Hai guys hope you two doing well!grin grin grin wine wine
Mimi1973
thumbs up tip hat
Zeurich
nice to hear that mimi we too doing well.
bungallow55
Alive and Kickingcool
usha123
Zeu, I stay single forever with an electronic reminder and a robot servant who can not speak!!!!rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing laugh
Welela
rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing Zeurish, I do as Usha here...rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing
Zeurich
Hi welela and USAHA hope you guys had a good day!
123butterflies
why confused so then you can have make-up sex yay

bouquet
Thanks for the laugh Zeu my friend and your picture is so great.
Zeurich
Exactly butter you see you gotta wonderful brain.hug hug hug

Hi LJ thank you sweet hope you are doing great too. teddybear teddybear
Johnny_Sparton
Hilarious....rolling on the floor laughing I will need to remember a few of those. I think the easiest one is the dust on the tv. laugh

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