every
pan is a
non-stick pan till
you don't use them to cook.
Don't worry about if I say something to
piss you off that means I am
freaking hungry. So buy me a
cake you will hear sweet words.
I decided stop talking about
men they simply cannot
digest them so my
inbox is full.
Knowledge is knowing
Tomato is a
fruit wisdom is knowing they look just
like balls.My way of cleaning house -
open a folder in your pc- name it as
house cleaning- then search
shit - add them to the folder HSC- then press
delete- it will ask are
you sure- press yes. It works perfect for me.
I wish we could
corp the
age as we corp the pics.
Have a great Friday + week end
My heart is flying back to USA. Feeling sad but better to have complete bed to rollover some times. I am sure he will call when he see this ha haa...
Online dating is very successful when you have internet line with
speed booster .
Some
famous stars I know have had more work done on their faces more than my
Jack- O- Lantern.My ex text me with
PLZ because it is shorter than
PLEASE I said
NO because it is shorter than
YESOne patient at
mental hospital sitting on a
tree with a electric saw ,,doctors I will cut the tree if you dont come down.. another patient ran in front and yelled
"damn you come down otherwise I will smash the tree with yor azz" one min the patient jump down from the tree. Surprised doctor asked him why? He said
" you all are mentally ill so you will keep saying that you will cut the tree, but my friend is not mentally ill so he would do that for sure" I have a
smart phone when I yell with asking where the hell are you it answers
" let me Google it for you"When you work with
some people you cannot avoid
hand gesturesBefore you buy
toilette paper open it and hit the
finger if it
crossover then it is
one dollar Therapy helps but
screaming and obscenities are
faster and cheaperPeople say every day is a gift some can please give me a
gift card for Monday I want to
exchange it for
another Friday!A dutch man went to visit
Buckingham the security guard ask his name he said his name
Burglars ( Burg Lars)security call Scotland yard PL and deport him in a second Police report said
"he calls him self a thief"Enjoy rest of the day guys
There is an old saying
"men are good at looking for easy steps"that sort of a man invented
KILT what is very easy pull up.
On the most male profiles on internet dating sites says
" I am not looking for a drama queen" that simply mean they don't know the
difference between dating site and a theater schoolso how do they know the difference between
man and a woman?
Lot of men are looking for
down to the earth woman is there any place exist
on this earth with no gravity? If all
men are morons I was married to their
king Horoscope for the internet dating is made with
DSL internet connection.
Delete and block is sort of
Divorce and full custody for
internet marriagesAn 50 year old American asks 18 year old on twitter what is a
POTUS Hope all you have a good
Thursday!
If a guy needs you only for your
breasts thighs and legs simply send him a
gift voucher for KFCyour
secrets are safe with me because I simply have
remembering things disorderWhen you feel life is
sucks you simply need to
suck a lollipopSometimes being
silly is the best therapy for avoiding
unwanted situations.The best
benefits that you are being my friend that you can come over with your
pajama what is not washed for months and
not brushing your hair and look like a crap but I am not judging you because I am also the same
My blood type is
coffee so let me have some more.
Have a good day friends hope you all having fun.
I have been
shopping for last 35 years but still I have nothing to
wear at night.My bank has a new
SMS service where they send you my new
balance I wonder why they don't add
LOL at the end.
my best part of the day is when I don't wear a
BRASmart ladies has no
"ex"es but many many
"Y"s like Y freaking hell I did that?
my sexiness overflowing through my
hip, my
but, my
boobs and also from my
belly...
Men are smelling
funny specially when you set them on
fire..When people are saying
"you are going to regret that in the morning" I sleep till
noon.Have a good day every one!
Some people need
Google in their
brains,
Anti virus their
hearts,
quarantine their
thoughts[/color] and
photos shop their
faces.
What for saying here I am
back because I am an
addict to blogging syrupYou don't like me? Buy
spyware removal you have a bug in your head, heart and mind.
While I was
off my profile I just remember there is a man should be
pulling a door very strongly where written
push.Have sunny Monday every one!
Bully's very sorry I have change my mind! you can try anything!
I can be a
morning person if morning starts
afternoon after 16:00,
If we
meant to
pop out of our beds then we would sleep in
bread toasterI got to touch my
inner self today because I have bought toilette papers from
one dollar shop.When you are a child you do
funny faces to the mirror when you are in the middle age mirror gives you a
funny figureThe real friends knows what kind of a
drink the best friends knows when to give the
bottle to your hand
With me there is no
difference in time sober and
drunk I have identical twin situations and habits.
Best scammers are in a well mannered way called as
insurance companies.
I had a date with a
dolphin it went very well but just
slipped.
I have directed a film named "
the trees bending towards the road" just a day before premiere, the municipal council has cut them off completely.
It is really pity that
Bitching does not burned calories other wise we could watch skinny contests every day.
Advocates are greeting you as
Good Morning when you home by then
bill is waiting.When some one throw you
hot coals throw them
tulip bulbs and ask them them to hit on the floor instead.
Wish you all a good day!
Oh what a day!
And what a night!
My little one was very enthusiast
and backed a cake together,, with my
Oven was rang she could not wait a min
Tried all alone to take an apple cake out from the oven
And her hand touch the over heated metal bar inside of the oven
oh no no noooooooooooooo
poor little hand totally wounded..
Last night went to the emergency care
She could not sleep at all
all over the night crying crying
Now go again to the hospital to check everything,
to check it up
oh what a day!!
Have a good day every one! I really need a hug!
Have a good day every one!
Long walks are always good to do so I am also talking very long romantic walk to
the fridge every day,
For all who thinks alcohol is a problem according to
chemistry alcohol is a
solution thank you
damn god sciencewhen you reach your 80 you are able to
Laugh,Cough,Sneeze and pee at the same time on the same spot once you lick frosting off a cupcake then it is
muffin and that very healthy
When I play bingo I always deposit
10$ and play with
25$ what has been taken from my other saving.
6 old asked his dad if
France in
Africa because all the foot players were in the same color what you use to write more often.
Before I buy a
sweep ticket I always ask lottery board what number they are going to give for winning, because they never give a winning for the numbers what they said,,
I don't understand why
toilet paper company makes advertisements, who is not buying them.
The best
marathon I ever did till to the toilet every day,
If a man say
I don't know ask a woman
that is the one and only wise man in the planet.
In case if I
died and
went to hell it would take me a month to realize that I am not at
work any more.
Smile is sign of
joyA kiss is sign of love, A laugh is sign of
happiness,
having a friend like me is
freaking good tasteHope you had a good day every one?
Do I look like man you gotta kidding me girl. May be you are wearing google glasses?
Hurray is there any priest? I need a best man and woman too and grand kids from some one as flower girl. Hurray I got proposed by my salt mate I need every ones help any baker? to bake my cake, any one can help me with a horse carriage? my wife proposed me mysalt mate
hello dearie
i am Stella Millerie and new here ,
i would love to meet new and true People fake,
i came across youre profile and i think it will be a good idea
if i say Hit...
i will love to know you more and be your wife
im here to Look for my salt mate someone
i can share the rest of my life with
someone that knows the True meaning Of love and ready to be committed to it.was you marry me.
i am clen kiten.i iron.i cook.ieat
Im caring Honest, Roantic, Loving,
Im not Into games Or Drama On here
Im looking for a serious relationship
Distance means nothing to me when someone is Love what really matter Most is the love you want to share with each Other
My heart is full Of Love .My heart is Open for love Looking for the right one to come to me
i am online now for a chat if you wish i am online now
for a chat if you wish . I will be Looking forward to hear from you... Millerie i love you honet.
I check my self but I cannot find anything belongs to a man,, where should I look more? ANY EXPERTS
Some times we find the
right person at the
wrong time,
Some times it is the
wrong person at the
right time, like my
King Of Morons,
But when we find the
right person at the
right time in the
right situation it because of that we meant to be together,
Fate has grabbed both of our hands and I think better not let it go.
Few months ago when I went to NY I met some one unexpectedly.Who was a good observer less talker from this CS. That driven some people crazy too some people started harassing blog about it, this and that... but attacked me openly. Acted so childish. Who ever were here knew those very well.
We have spend successful 4 weeks together here in Holland. After another two weeks time he is flying back to LA for duty calls.
But after the first meeting in LA this is our second time spending together. We had lot of time together while my daughter at school. In between I went to work as a family we went to Disneyland Paris together. We went to visit the new house together. But I bought my house all alone because I felt to do that very strongly. But he is always welcome!
Honestly guys I felt being loved and cared. From his activities the way he react the way he give attention.He is not a man who keep repeating I love you but he let me feel that... To say anything it is bit early. But for the moment love boat goes very well and smoothly....
So dear every one due to the tingeing feeling my common sens left my body. So if I am talking nonsense forgive me. Also I decided to leave my past behind my back so If I owe any money for any of you you I am sorry.
Have a good day friends!
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