Inner self!!!
I can be a morning person if morning starts afternoon after 16:00,If we meant to pop out of our beds then we would sleep in bread toaster
I got to touch my inner self today because I have bought toilette papers from one dollar shop.
When you are a child you do funny faces to the mirror when you are in the middle age mirror gives you a funny figure
The real friends knows what kind of a drink the best friends knows when to give the bottle to your hand
With me there is no difference in time sober and drunk I have identical twin situations and habits.
Best scammers are in a well mannered way called as insurance companies.
I had a date with a dolphin it went very well but just slipped.
I have directed a film named "the trees bending towards the road" just a day before premiere, the municipal council has cut them off completely.
It is really pity that Bitching does not burned calories other wise we could watch skinny contests every day.
Advocates are greeting you as Good Morning when you home by then bill is waiting.
When some one throw you hot coals throw them tulip bulbs and ask them them to hit on the floor instead.
Wish you all a good day!
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Hi girls how was your day?