Hand Gestures
Online dating is very successful when you have internet line with speed booster .Some famous stars I know have had more work done on their faces more than my Jack- O- Lantern.
My ex text me with PLZ because it is shorter than PLEASE I said NO because it is shorter than YES
One patient at mental hospital sitting on a tree with a electric saw ,,doctors I will cut the tree if you dont come down.. another patient ran in front and yelled "damn you come down otherwise I will smash the tree with yor azz" one min the patient jump down from the tree. Surprised doctor asked him why? He said " you all are mentally ill so you will keep saying that you will cut the tree, but my friend is not mentally ill so he would do that for sure"
I have a smart phone when I yell with asking where the hell are you it answers " let me Google it for you"
When you work with some people you cannot avoid hand gestures
Before you buy toilette paper open it and hit the finger if it crossover then it is one dollar
Therapy helps but screaming and obscenities are faster and cheaper
People say every day is a gift some can please give me a gift card for Monday I want to exchange it for another Friday!
A dutch man went to visit Buckingham the security guard ask his name he said his name Burglars ( Burg Lars)security call Scotland yard PL and deport him in a second Police report said "he calls him self a thief"
Enjoy rest of the day guys
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butter oh yeah me too
Oh that is good to hear SHUB hope you feel much better now,,
Calleis