Wanna crush a man? Lead him on, go on a few dates and then simply friendzone him at complete random. It's brilliant right?! You can even take this a step further and ask him for dating tips ('cause of course you're gonna date other men) shortly thereafter, thereby exacerbating his longing for you while you complain about how there is no "nice guys" left. It's all cool though, men don't have feelings, it is your prerogative and not his. So go have fun and crush some souls! It's what you've always wanted!
LIFE
-There's only three types of people in the world.. Those you love, those you ignore and those you'd sacrifice.
-Admire those you hold dear, acknowledge the rest.
LEADERSHIP
-No one gives a shit about what you're against if you personify it.
-It is a lack of empathy that makes a bad person a great leader.
SPORTSMANSHIP
-It is more noble to humbly acknowledge defeat than to arrogantly boast victory.
-The defeated must revere the victorious, if not, there's no true victory.
So I'm sure most will agree that loyalty is a virtue but like all virtues, how far does it go before it becomes a vice? Like for instance, threatening to kill close friends due to their questioning of your loyalty.....
I dunno about the above but I'd certainly hide bodies for those I'm most loyal to, without so much as a second thought, but then again, I'm a crazy bastard thats near obsessed with borderline sadistic sex so....
I guess this is my first blog on the grand ol' CS site, so what better than this topic? Here comes the rambling!
So in my ever so important (or at least that's what I tell myself) opinion, a sense of humor is one of the single most important traits any person could possibly have. The ability to laugh at yourself or crappy situations, I believe, is key to any successful relationship. Granted it's all about timing, you don't wanna be that guy that makes necrophilia jokes at your wife's mother's funeral, or poop jokes during your prostate exam.
What's more inspiring than to wake up making your wife/husband laugh or watching them grunt awkwardly while making fun of their momentary inability to poop? To poke fun and lightly tease can be a greatly intimate thing that is only shared amongst the two of you (or more if polygamy is your thing) and of course you should be sure to keep it light, I mean the last thing I want is a woman to call my micro p*nis cute (queue to laugh) nor would I want a woman to wake me up with an an*l thermometer in my mouth.
In all seriousness, humor is part of what makes us human, it's one of the greatest signs of trust and love. If you're too serious, you'll get too easily hurt. You only live once so laugh it up while you still can. Laughter* is truly life's best medicine. Have a great day/night.
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