Does anybody fancy a quick shag in my office?
Bang out of order !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
My girlfriend Amelia is great in bed, as a pillow!
Just told my son he´s adopted......................
I had a disturbing dream/vision last night, I don´t know what to do, I´ll tell you about it sometime, someday, oh god, I´m wetting my pants