It's crap, there aren't even any car chases or hookers in any of the stories
It´s unfair of me to say that most of you on here are complete idiots, that´s because most of you have got parts missing
Does anyone want some soup? ........
That´s because I had to fuk someone else´s sister, yak yak!
How come I don´t live in a palace and do nothing for a living? Somebody is going to pay for this error, making me work in the summer bullshit!
If you're a non tolerant person tell us how this happened. Were you locked in a cage as a child and poked with hot sticks by your parents? Perhaps your siblings kept you on a lead and made you bark for a snack. Just where does your red mist come from?
Where are all the 18 to 30 year olds like me gone? Have the old timers scared them away with their gloomy brand of blogging and don´t have fun I´m a miserable tosser attitude? Please don´t call as the competition has closed and you may still be charged.
This ones for the peeps that aren´t here anymore for whatever reason
Look at the flippin state of my hair! I´ll never get a girlfriend like this!
My wife is so lazy, every time I go to have a pee in the sink, it´s full of dirty dishes. What should I do with her?
My dentist said I need a crown today, at last, someone understands me!