A farmer had a three legged pig and his neighbor asked him why the pig had only three legs. "Well, I'll tell you" the farmer replied. "One day I was plowing my field and the tractor turned over and pinned me underneath. That pig ran for help. He saved my life". "Oh, that's how he lost his leg?" the neighbor drawled.
"No. One night my wife and I were sound asleep and the house caught on fire. That pig woke us up. He saved our lives!" "So that's how he lost his leg", stated the neighbor.
"No, that wasn't it" the farmer affirmed. Exasperated, the neighbor demanded "Then how did he lose his leg?" and the farmer replied, "When you have a pig that good, you don't eat him all at once!"
BONUS:
My three favorite things are eating my family and not using commas.
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Biden is promising to undo all of the incredible accomplishments President Trump has made in US foreign policy by putting America first. It's back to giving away all of America's wealth to people around the world who hate us and are trying to murder us, selling out our jobs to China, sending planeloads of your hard earned cash and weapons to Islamic terrorists in the middle of the night so they can resume their attacks on us at the same time they take your weapons and ability to defend yourself away, giving our supply of uranium to our enemies to help them develop nuclear weapons to use against us, letting the Europeans get a free ride in NATO without contributing even the minimum amount towards their own defense so that you end up paying for it all while they tell you how greedy and evil you are, allowing an unfettered invasion of illegals into our country and plying them with benefits even you don't get as a citizen, kowtowing to dictators in China, Russia, Iran and North Korea while they plot our demise, allowing our enemies and those who claim to be allies to wipe their feet on our country and steal from us while stabbing us in the back and getting us back into wars that benefit everyone but us.
AND THEN APOLOGIZING TO THEM FOR IT!
It's back to leading from behind.
The Democrats are partying like it's 2008.
New Years HEAVE ...
Good Riddance 2020 !!!
The Chinese Plague hasn't been all bad. That's right I said it. THE CHINESE PLAGUE. Love the Chinese people, hate the vicious anti-freedom Chinese Red Communist government. But the Chinese Plague hasn't been all bad. It gave the Democrats the opportunity of a lifetime that they've been waiting for to unabashedly reveal their true agenda and exposed their violent Marxist core. They figure they don't have to make the lame efforts to try to cover it up anymore because they think they finally got this one. But they would be wrong. By capitalizing on the crisis to perfect their anti-American cancel culture revolution the Democrats have given real Americans a golden opportunity to eradicate the Marxist threat that has been lurking just below the surface in their party for decades.
Ironic that it should be the communist Chinese government that bestowed the Democrats with this apparent opportunity to overthrow our country. No conspiracy theories there of course.
We learned some important things about the Democrats from this Chinese biological attack. It's giving us a crystal clear look at what the country would look like with the Democrats in charge. And it's not a pretty picture.
Here's what they revealed during the pandemic that the country would look like under Democrat rule...
*We would "follow the science" but they don't say which science. They seem to only want to follow the science that promotes their agenda of shutting down the economy and causing massive job loss and economic carnage. What about the science of psychology which tells us the catastrophic effects of extended lock-down would far exceed that of the virus. What about the science of economics that tells us that the Democrats lock-downs will cause more death from starvation, poverty and despair than the Chinese Plague ever could? What about following THAT science?
*Your job is not essential but other peoples' jobs are.
*People who broke into our country illegally are entitled to more free stuff and have more rights than American citizens.
*Marijuana shops, bars and liquor stores are essential services, but houses of worship are not.
*If you are wheeled into a hospital after being hit by a bus, with your liver and spleen hanging off the gurney, then tested for the Chinese Plague and test positive, your cause of death is Covid. Everyone who dies with the Chinese Plague is counted as a Covid death no matter what killed them (but only in America of course to make the numbers look worse).
*When Democrats are in control, you get in more trouble for opening your business to feed your family then for burning down someone else's business.
*If you're a Democrat ruling class elite like Nancy Pelosi the draconian rules you force on others don't apply to you. While you lecture them to stay home and wear a mask and call for the death penalty for those who don't, you get your hair done in a hair salon that no one else is allowed to enter and with no mask on, and arrogantly show off your fancy ice cream from your $75,000 refrigerator on video while dictating what Americans can and cannot do as they are losing their jobs to the Plague and wondering where their next meal is going to come from.
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