Being a bachelor comes with some important advantages. It's important to remember that if you are about to do something rash. Here are three...
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1. You become proficient in the use of a stapler to fix your favorite old clothes and learn how to do it so it doesn't jab you all day.
2. You learn how to cook things you can hold down even if others can't.
3. You don't have to worry about the gears being stripped on your mint '69 Corvette.
It's not a p*******l blog. Howmy doin'?
When she says margarita she means daiquiri.
When she says quixotic she means mercurial.
And when she says, "I'll never speak to you again,"
she means, "Put your arms around me from behind
as I stand disconsolate at the window."
He's supposed to know that.
When a man loves a woman he is in New York and she is in Virginia
or he is in Boston, writing, and she is in New York, reading,
or she is wearing a sweater and sunglasses in Balboa Park and he is raking leaves in Ithaca
or he is driving to East Hampton and she is standing disconsolate at the window overlooking the bay
where a regatta of many-colored sails is going on
while he is stuck in traffic on the Long Island Expressway.
When a woman loves a man it is one ten in the morning
she is asleep he is watching the ball scores and eating pretzels
drinking lemonade
and two hours later he wakes up and staggers into bed
where she remains asleep and very warm.
When she says tomorrow she means in three or four weeks.
When she says, "We're talking about me now,"
he stops talking. Her best friend comes over and says,
"Did somebody die?"
When a woman loves a man, they have gone
to swim naked in the stream
on a glorious July day
with the sound of the waterfall like a chuckle
of water rushing over smooth rocks,
and there is nothing alien in the universe.
Ripe apples fall about them.
What else can they do but eat?
When he says, "Ours is a transitional era,"
"that's very original of you," she replies,
dry as the martini he is sipping.
They fight all the time
It's fun
What do I owe you?
Let's start with an apology
Ok, I'm sorry, you dickhead.
A sign is held up saying "Laughter."
It's a silent picture.
"I've been f*cked without a kiss," she says,
"and you can quote me on that,"
which sounds great in an English accent.
One year they broke up seven times and threatened to do it another nine times.
When a woman loves a man, she wants him to meet her at the airport in a foreign country with a jeep.
When a man loves a woman he's there. He doesn't complain that she's two hours late
and there's nothing in the refrigerator.
When a woman loves a man, she wants to stay awake.
She's like a child crying
at nightfall because she didn't want the day to end.
When a man loves a woman, he watches her sleep, thinking:
as midnight to the moon is sleep to the beloved.
A thousand fireflies wink at him.
The frogs sound like the string section
of the orchestra warming up.
The stars dangle down like earrings the shape of grapes.
When a Woman Loves a Man
David Lehman
Kamala Harris a FAKE a PHONY and a FRAUD. Just months before she agreed to try to help Biden get elected president she broke down in "tears" because she was all broken up about his racist record. WAAAAA WAAAAA WAAAAAA BOO HOO
The only thing this woman ever said that is true is that Biden IS a racist. He has a decades long record of racism and it continues to this day. Everything else that comes out of her mouth is a FRAUD.
The only reason Biden picked her is because she is a woman and black and a far left lunatic with a voting record to the left of Bernie Sanders, to try to trick stupid black people, women and leftists to vote for him. How stupid can people be?
Don't you get it?!!! If Biden wins the Democrats will
PACK THE SUPREME COURT, will create at least two and possibly
THREE NEW STATES, will
ELIMINATE THE FILIBUSTER, and will change the rules of congress and redistrict
SO THAT IT ENSURES AMERICA WILL BE PERMANENTLY RUN BY ONLY ONE PARTY.YES ONE PARTY... Just like
CHINA, Just like
RUSSIA, Just like
IRAN, Just like
NORTH KOREA just like
CUBA.
Don't you get it? We are talking about permanent STRUCTURAL CHANGES.
DON'T YOU GET that the reason Biden is completely silent and won't answer any questions about these things it BECAUSE THIS IS THEIR PLAN AND
THEY DON'T WANT YOU TO KNOW IT.
WAKE UP BEFORE IT'S TOO LATE!
Romance is dead. It died when a so-called enlightened society decided that there is no difference between men and women and any suggestion to the contrary is sexist. Goodbye romance. R.I.P.
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