Babe-onomics-101-How to get more then you need

This is dedicated to all the frustrated goofballs I am reading about who complain, cry, whine, or are frustrated with this site and getting a woman in general.
But much like basic training in the military I am going to berate and harras you at the same time, for my amusement and that of the others who are not whining and acting pathetic at this time.

First of all if you talk to a woman and she makes a date and stands you up or just messes up the whole thing by being late or whatever, it is not her fault, it is not your fault, it is life, that is reality, so relax there is no harm no foul. Nothing bad happend, do not speak ill of her, she is a woman like all others, that is how they roll.

If you see a woman who is attractive to you and you know you will probably never see her again, like if you are at a gas station, you catch her eye, she catches your eye, ask for her phone number. Dont ask her name, dont tell her your name, just pull out your cell phone point at it and ask for her number, what do you have to lose.

If you do this on a regular basis you will soon have a list of 20 women to call. You will call them all on a weekly basis, and you will start having 3 dates a week.

There is nothing wrong with being friends, if a girl says she has a boyfriend just say you want to be friends, tell her you are looking for a girlfriend, maybe she has a girlfriend she can set you up with, YOU MUST BE POSITIVE do not tell her you are down, you are upbeat, no woman wants to set up her friend with someone down on his luck.

When you get a phone number call the next day, if you get a voice mail, leave your number. Give a call again the next week, if no response wait 2 more weeks.

I have heard people say do not get put in the friends catagory or you will be stuck, untrue, untrue, that is so stupidly false I cant believe it, let me give an example:

It was a friday night I had been drinking and shooting pool at a friends house, on the way home I walked into a 24hour donut shop 2 blocks from my house. It was 2am and the hostess was a Brittany Spears look alike, we had alot of back and forth conversation and as I was about to leave she said, "I hope your not driving you smell like a brewery". Well, well well, this hostess just crossed a line, that was a little personal. I assured her I was walking and told her exactly where my house was, then I asked for her phone number. She was 21 years old I found out later. She said "but your so.." OLD? I said. She said "no, but I am so.." YOUNG? I said. She said yes. I said listen I just want to be friends, you cant have too many friends right. She gave me her number.

Two weeks later after work at 3am she showed up at my house with her sister and another girlfriend, we all had beer and pizza and it was a great time. I would give more details but this is not that type of blog.

Anyway this is like fishing, if a fish gets off the line you dont curse the fish or the lake or throw your rod and reel in the water, you just check your bait and recast. Have fun, go look in the mirror at yourself, now just imagine you are 85 years old, and say wow I look pretty damn good for 85 I could actually still go out with any woman, do not overanalyse your looks it is you attitude that will find you a girlfriend.peace-out.
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lol a lot of this is true dude, i thought it was just going to be a funny article haha :)
laugh yes good advice. But if you follow your advice why you are here .......? confused
Thank you pj and to you dewdrop I would say I am here because I found this site when I was planning a trip to europe and thought I could meet a woman before I left and have someone to visit. Also if a woman were to visit San Francisco I could show her around. I had a girlfriend up until October 30th, then I took a break until now, I like this site because I can blog and get input from people around the world like yourself.
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