Fed-Up EU Rejects United Kingdom, Gives British 30 Days To Vacate Europe

BRUSSELS—Saying they were tired of getting jerked around by some “has-been pseudo-monarchy,” fed-up European Union officials rejected the United Kingdom Tuesday and gave the British people 30 days to vacate Europe. “Listen, we’re so goddamn sick of this nonsense—grab your stuff and get the hell out,” said European Commission president Jean-Claude Juncker, adding that the U.K.’s 66 million inhabitants could “go kick rocks” for all he cared, but they couldn’t do it in Europe. “Seriously, we gave you bastards over two years to make a decision and you came up with jack shit—so guess what? Now we’re making the decision for you. Don’t let the door hit you on the way out. Later, a**hole.” At press time, Britain had reportedly begun contacting former colonies in search of a place to crash.


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Is that the fake news version of this?

The European Commission president said in a statement[b] ‘I take note with regret of the outcome of the vote in the House of Commons this evening. On the EU side, the process of ratification of the Withdrawal Agreement continues. ‘The Withdrawal Agreement is a fair compromise and the best possible deal. It reduces the damage caused by Brexit for citizens and businesses across Europe. It is the only way to ensure an orderly withdrawal of the United Kingdom from the European Union. ‘The European Commission, and notably our Chief Negotiator Michel Barnier, has invested enormous time and effort to negotiate the Withdrawal Agreement. We have shown creativity and flexibility throughout. I, together with President Tusk, have demonstrated goodwill again by offering additional clarifications and reassurances in an exchange of letters with Prime Minister May earlier this week.‘The risk of a disorderly withdrawal of the United Kingdom has increased with this evening’s vote. While we do not want this to happen, the European Commission will continue its contingency work to help ensure the EU is fully prepared. ‘I urge the United Kingdom to clarify its intentions as soon as possible.Time is almost up.’


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No Molly. The Onion is a satire site.
the thing is, the people voted to get out of EU

but politicians said contrary, and taking Theresa May

as their punching bag
so, as you can see, we put them in power

but they work for their own interests
Anyway,it is a political play by EU,as it is afraid of it's own inside weaknesses......why Canada and Norway has got better deals in many cases,even they have never been members.......this is to show other EU countries,what they are going to face with EU,if they try to follow Brexit agenda. scold
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