God Must Be Crazy !!!

I sometimez feel really baaddd for that God fella !! I mean if there is One !! dunno

If God is around somewhere , then The God must be thinking ...

"These two legged creature called human Braught me down here on Earth for their own Personal Agenda... mumbling
When did I Asked to this creature called Human to Bring me down to Earth to Have any of their Recognition as God at all !!? confused "

"Now look at these Humans... There are sooo many other species here in Universe ... No one has become that much pain in my a*s except these Humans !! doh "

"These Humans Bugging me constantly with their all kind of Prayers (I have lost count of how many different methods they have invented to Bug me in the name of Religion !! roll eyes ) ... "

"These Humans always Nagging me for every Problem they face every now and then... Can't they sort out anything by themselves at all !! Even if they have a pimple on their face , still they will poke me !!! Can you imagine !! wow "

"And don't forget the Blaming part !! For all of their own Choices and Actions , whenever they got into Trouble , they start to Blame me !! crying
And these Humans will Drag me to Justify every Rediculous Rule they have ever made and everything they have done Wrong ever.. uh oh "

"And then , to my worst Nightmare , these Humans started Pulling me into their own messing Battleground called as Debate Over The Existence Of God !!!!! help "

"Geeezzz !!! Will these Humans Live And Let Live me alone in my own World Of Peace ever for Gods' sake !!!!! sigh "

devil very mad frustrated

laugh laugh laugh peace
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Tanzila: IF there is a god (not), he or she is a demonic monster.

teddybear
Tanzithumbs up So cool of you to question religions and their somewhat mutual beliefs in the creator of all things. Be it so??? That does not change the fact the problems on earth are not caused animals or natural disasters. We are on a planet that has substained varios animals for many millions of years. Dinosaurs apparently never went to church acording to recent researchlaugh Early man and it's predecessors eventually did. I'm thinking if you can't beat them join them. So I'm starting a new religion and if you join my faith in the creator I will give you a 25% discount on the bi-annual tithing and give you a free ticket to enter a contest to win a brand new motorcycle by Honda !!!! Honda Let The Good times roll.hug
Looknshare

You are right..
God is Godly if you feel like being Godly yourself..
God is Demonic Monster if you feel like being Demonic Monster yourself..

teddybear
Fade !!

Your offer seems pretty tempting I must say !! hmmm
But it's my bad , I am not allowed to have a two wheeler near by me ... When I was a tiny kid , had an accident , and my family got so scared that they banned two wheelers for me lifelong , not even a bicycle allowed !! moping So I can't accept your offer.. blues

But , don't tell anyone (sshhh) , am telling you a secret , I do secretly ride on the backseat of two wheeler sometimes !! giggle
So yaaa... My best wishes will be with you to your new venture no doubt... thumbs up
And please inform me if there any Bike race going on.. I do like to watch that too.. dancing
Hpy !

Very true indeed .. thumbs up
I also believe myself that , an innocent yet pure smile on someones' face , is one of the most heavenly blessing someone can ever has... bouquet

Have a Blissful day ! hug
For those who do not believe that there is one true and living God .

Jehovah God says . Every tongue shall confess and every knee shall bow to him .
This comment is for Mr love2share and whoever do not believe that there is a true and living God Jehovah .

One good day you will confess that there is and God and yes he is alive in all of us .
Meanwhile God (if there any wink ) thinking again ..

"See !! What did I told yaa !! These Humans can even turn a Comedy into Serious Fighting over me !!! moping "

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This Blog is only about Comic Relief.. So Please don't bring your serious fighting here..

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