Stuff we take credit (or blame) for...

The language is such that often it implies we did stuff that we actually had little or nothing to do with..
Such as....

I grew my hair long. No you didn't, you just didn't cut it.

I hurt my arm. What, did you like take a hammer to it?

I grew my fingernails. Did you? Really?

I fell asleep. Did you take a class to learn how to do that?

I went to the bathroom. Partially correct. Only partially.

I didn't digest lunch so well. Probably was sleeping through that class too.



feel free to add your own......