Tell me a bad joke

I will start off:

Two cannibals were chewing on a clown.
One cannibal said to the other,'does this taste funny to you?'
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lol...bad joke. ok, I have one...

?Why was the chicken happy?
?Everything was 'eggcellent'. sleep grin wave
atoms have mass ???????? i didn't know they were catholic .confused
Did you know that the best contraceptive for old people is nudity?
I was going to the clairvoyants' meeting, but it was canceled due to unforeseen events.
It is common knowledge that irradiated cats have 18 half-lives.
I once visited a crematorium that gave discounts to burn victims.
Two atoms are sitting in a bar. One says to the other, "I think I've lost an electron." The other asks "Are you sure?" To which the first replies, "I'm positive."
A neutron walks into a bar. "How much for a drink?" To which the bartender responds, "For you, no charge."
i don't get it emilyan ? confused
SACRAMENTO, Calif. - Police say they have discovered 300 dead cats stuffed into freezers at a man's home.

"No Comment" was the answer received from a company spokesman when asked about reports that the man was a regional food distributor for Taco Bell.
mmmmmm kitty taco .
I don't get it Drea? confused
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its a bad taco joke. The joke is insinuating that Taco Bell tacos are made from the 300 cats that man in Sacramento had in his freezer.

I just found it on some Taco Bell joke site....was looking for a taco joke for Adam cheers

What is with your Snow Globe? laugh Is that a joke or for fun? laugh rolling on the floor laughing
hahaha I see I see... I am saying I am almost frozen by being stuffed with soooo many tacos here. OH that man in Sacramento has done a good job. cheers
you ate frozen tacos or taco icecream ?
barf

frozen taco? lol....I think she just meant from being stuffed with all the taco references? dunno
lol, whatever. I'm not too picky to the food.
how could anyone be tired of taco references ? each one is a beautiful uncut gem with limitless possibilities and value .professor
The Tacos always taste better if you let them thaw out first.conversing
Two psychiatrists meet on a corner one says good morning and the other thinks " I wonder what he meant by that".blushing
hahaha...I think it's a good one this time. Oldfoxy...
Why did the blonde get fired from the m&m factory
cause she threw away all the w ssss yay
A man walked into a bar with a piece of asphalt under his arm.
He shouted out;
'Give me a beer and one for the road!'
tacos....yummm..........tuna taco is my favorite.
caroljoyce
the taco jokes started out as a simple tacos rule at the bottom of all of my post then someone suggested that i make a blog about tacos then it just kindof blew up from there .
What does it mean if a man is in your bed gasping for air and calling your name?
You did not hold the pillow down long enough.
A mouse fell into a glass of wine. a cat was passing through there the mouse said to cat plz get me out of here and then eat me. when the cat got him out he ran away and stood at the door of his house. cat said you broke your promise and this is no fair. the mouse replyed i dont care cuz i was drunk that time...
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