Tell me a bad joke
I will start off:Two cannibals were chewing on a clown.
One cannibal said to the other,'does this taste funny to you?'
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Comments (23)
?Why was the chicken happy?
?Everything was 'eggcellent'.
I was going to the clairvoyants' meeting, but it was canceled due to unforeseen events.
It is common knowledge that irradiated cats have 18 half-lives.
I once visited a crematorium that gave discounts to burn victims.
Two atoms are sitting in a bar. One says to the other, "I think I've lost an electron." The other asks "Are you sure?" To which the first replies, "I'm positive."
A neutron walks into a bar. "How much for a drink?" To which the bartender responds, "For you, no charge."
"No Comment" was the answer received from a company spokesman when asked about reports that the man was a regional food distributor for Taco Bell.
its a bad taco joke. The joke is insinuating that Taco Bell tacos are made from the 300 cats that man in Sacramento had in his freezer.
I just found it on some Taco Bell joke site....was looking for a taco joke for Adam
What is with your Snow Globe? Is that a joke or for fun?
frozen taco? lol....I think she just meant from being stuffed with all the taco references?
cause she threw away all the w ssss
He shouted out;
'Give me a beer and one for the road!'
the taco jokes started out as a simple tacos rule at the bottom of all of my post then someone suggested that i make a blog about tacos then it just kindof blew up from there .
You did not hold the pillow down long enough.