Monday jokes
About MENHow does a man show he's planning for the future?
He buys two cases of beer instead of one.
What should you give a man who has everything?
A woman to show him how to work it.
Why does it take 100 million sperms to fertilize one egg?
Because not one will stop and ask for directions.
About WOMEN
So, God made Adam. Adam was walking around one day and realized that he was lonely, so he asked God for a companion. God said, "I can make a woman for you. She will cook and clean and do everything you ask her to. She will wait on you hand and foot. She will be so beautiful that you won't be able to take your eyes off of her. It's gonna cost you an arm and a leg, though."
Adam said, "Well, what can I get for a rib?"
"I'd like my wife to be beautiful, well-behaving, smart and rich." the bachelor said.
"Oh, well, then you have to get married four times."
Why did God make woman last?
He didn't want someone telling him what to do.
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