claudya
claudya
Bucharest, Muntenia, Romania
Dec 2010
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Short jokes by Christmas

What do u call Santa when he has no money?
Saint''Nickel''-less!

What do u call someone who doesn't believe in Father Christmas?
A rebel without a Claus!

Where does Santa stay when he's on holidays?
At a Ho-ho-tel.

What do snowmen eat for lunch?
Icebergers!

What do u call a snowman's favourite mexcian food?
Brrrrr-itos!

How did the chickens dance at the Christmas arty?
Chick to chick!
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JimNastics
JimNastics●Kingston, New Jersey USA
Dec 23, 2010●1,965 Blogs●11,842 Comments
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laugh Cute ones. head banger
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claudya
claudyaOP●Bucharest, Muntenia Romania
Dec 24, 2010●242 Blogs●132 Comments
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heehe,yes cute.wine
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