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Dogs New Year's Resolutions

1)I will not bark each time I see or hear a dog on TV.

2)I will not steal underwear belonging to my mistress and then dance all over the back yard with it.

3)I will not chew red crayons or pens, because my master will think that I am hemorrhaging.

4)I will not roll my toys behind the fridge.

5)I must shake the rainwater out of my coat BEFORE I enter the house.

6) I must cleans off my muddy paw BEFORE I enter the house after my mistress clean the floor.
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Elmorya
Elmorya●Midrand, Gauteng South Africa
Dec 31, 2011●19 Blogs●813 Comments
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laugh And I promise to run out with Madam's toy when she has friends over!

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arch_angel83
arch_angel83OP●Mafia Wars Underdog, Indonesia
Dec 31, 2011●42 Blogs●106 Comments
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lmao elmo rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing ya bad boy
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particolor
particolor●Inverell, New South Wales Australia
Dec 31, 2011●9,376 Comments
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And Let one go Just as everyone has sat down for Supper!!!!rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing doh
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Springlark
Springlark●Halifax, Nova Scotia Canada
Dec 31, 2011●3 Blogs●208 Comments
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What about long-johns . A dog could really get tied up with them. But I guess you don't wear them anyways.doh
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Sur_de_Quito●Guayaquíl, Guayas Ecuador
Dec 31, 2011●10 Blogs●633 Comments
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Springlark
Springlark●Halifax, Nova Scotia Canada
Dec 31, 2011●3 Blogs●208 Comments
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Love the cartoon. I see there are a few that could apply to humans!!laugh
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