short jokes (part 2)
****One ovary asks the other ovary "Did you order any furniture?" "No, why?" "Because there's two nuts out there, trying to shove in an organ."
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What do you call an Afgan Virgin... Never Bin Laid on
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An expert has predicted computers will eventually replace paper altogether. she has obviously never tried to wipe her backside with a laptop!!
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A man and woman are getting divorced. While together he gave her blood. He says I want my blood back. She throws him a tampon and says I'll pay you monthly!
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What's the difference between a COFFIN and a CONDOM? Although they both carry stiffs, One is used for coming and the other is for going