9 Deadly Words Used By A Woman

1. FINE: This is the word women use to end an argument when they right and need you to shut up!

2. FIVE MINUTES: If she is getting dress, this means a half an hour. 5 minutes is only 5 minutes if you have just been given 5 more minutes to watch the game before helping around the house.

3. NOTHING: This is the calm bfore the storm. This means something, and you shold be on your toes. Arguments that begin with nothing usually end in fine.

4. GO AHEAD: This a dare, not permission. Don't do it!

5. LOUD SIGH: This is actually a word, but non-verbal statement often misunderstood by men. Aloud sigh means mean she think you are an idiot and wonders why she is wasting her time standing here and arguing with you about nothing. (refer back to No.3)

6. THAT'S OKAY: This is one of the most dangerous statements a woman can make to man. That's okay means she want to think long and hard before deciding how and when you will pay for your mistake.

7. THANKS: A woman thanking you, do not question, or faint. Just say you're welcome. ( I want to add in a clouse here- This is true, unless she say thanks alot--thats is PURE sarcasm and she is not thanking you at all. DO NOT say 'you're welcome', that will bring on a 'whatever' )

8. WHATEVER: Is a woman's way of saying F**K YOU!

9. DONT WORRY ABOUT IT, I GOT IT: Another dangerous statement, meaning this is something that a woman has told a man to do several times, but is now doing it herself. This will result in a man asking 'What's wrong?' For the woman's response refer to No.3