If a Blog was a dinner party

I have been a wallflower following these blogs, and I have determined it is very much like the usual family gathering.

There is Jake over there in the black leather recliner texting his girl friend who couldn't join the party because Jake's dad hit on her and now she makes up a silly excuse not to come.

Ther is little brother Jimmy playing Skylanders on the WII and ignoring everyone else.

Then you have big sis and bro with their spouses debating the latest injustices and politics over the second 2 liter bottle of gin.

Mom tries to mediate.
Dad shushes Mom and tells her to finish the meal and get it on the table.
Mom flips Dad off and cusses under her breath while, the younger couples continue arguing, and throwing stuffed olives and drinks at each other's faces.

Jake finds the perfect music video that expresses his feelings, and cranks the volume.

I am standing, un noticed with the video camera, creating next year's, DVD, for gift giving.
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Diamond, Can I get a copy of the DVD ?. . .wow
Frank,
Should I make this a money making enterprise?
You can see flying olives on 10k's blog.
I too have been on the sidelines and diamond you have summed it up perfectly. But you forgot an important family member the life of the "parti" Always the joker to break the tension and make you laugh.
Poor Parti
He must be stuck in traffic.
Diamond, You might have come up with a good money making Idea ( or at least a good U-tube ). I also think that 10's blog is not throwing olives ( unless this is the " clean " word for it ). . .laugh laugh laugh
Could be, someone sat on a carrot and it has become stuck.
I dropped in to that dinner party. Thought I could diffuse the tension a bit with some humor. Didn't get me anywhere at all.

I guess when people are getting into it,they just aren't going to stop to laugh,right?
No doubt Cyber,
It's a Bulgaria/Greece Smack-down!
I made some toasties and some pesto , can you pop down to the shop and get some chips for the dip ,

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did you juts say Party? yay

But i juts finish eat doh
it all sounds rather
wonderful...
but why was I not invited ??
family or friends ? NOT .. family and friends ? maybe dont match ? uh ?

dont worry....its normal... all will be ok ? shhhhh!

jon x
Hi laz..how are you beena ?
dont complain.....things are looking good !! lmao...its everywhere..... no pasa nada
Hi

Dw and Calp

Just wanted to say hi not stickin around long tonight but hope you both are well

Becca
Lazly

missing you girl hope your having fun life's to short to be unhappy laugh a lot..

Becca
Becca,how about an update?dunno
Hi Diamond, been a while, was wondering what u were upto in the background. wonder if u caught me on video chatting up the nice lady, blushing
Dont wonder around too much without saying hi ok.
I look forward to ur words.cheers bouquet
And all along they all keep smiling at each other tip hat
Don't forget the drunken uncle who keeps everybody laughing with his stories of his travels!

"There was this one time when I was taking the steamship to Ghana..."

rolling on the floor laughing
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