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Early This Morning

I woke up got out of bed...I did my morning exercises at home
took a shower...I brushed my eyes...combed my genitals
confused I ate breakfast...turned the TV on to watch the
morning news...but all I found was movies and more movies
I said, what is going on? movies at 5:00 Am?...well it wasn't
5:00 AM after all... it was midnite...so I went back to bed
and for my surprise there was a cadaver on my bed...I jumped out of bed...and found out that all was just a dream...who said
that dreams are for free. grin sleep
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Sur_de_Quito
Sur_de_Quito●Guayaquíl, Guayas Ecuador
Jun 30, 2012●10 Blogs●633 Comments
#1
rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing
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bungallow55
bungallow55OP●Lakeland, Florida USA
Jun 30, 2012●390 Blogs●2,323 Comments
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sleep sleep doh
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wafwotam
wafwotam●nsw, Tasmania Australia
Jun 30, 2012●2,549 Comments
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Hey Bunga you have some wild times dude rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing drinking and a lot of hair downtown.cheers
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Sur_de_Quito
Sur_de_Quito●Guayaquíl, Guayas Ecuador
Jun 30, 2012●10 Blogs●633 Comments
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I was blowing a paycheck a whole weekend. I was aware of the date - more or less - but I was drinking so heavily that I lost track of time and as I was leaving the last club, I noticed it was the dawn of a new work week. Needless to go back home at that time so I went straight from the club to work, figuring simply to begin work early on a Monday morning. When I got to the gates the security guard came out and asked me what I was doing. I told him I was just getting there a lil' early and not to worry. I remember he had a shocked expression when he asked me why so early, because - if anything - I'm usually always late. So I told him I'm just an hour or so early... that's all, no big deal. He asked me if I knew exactly what time it was. I told him I didn't know the exact time but judging by the violet/purple sky, it's somewhere around dawn. He then told me to go home and sleep it off
...because it's not dawn, it's dusk! doh
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Sur_de_Quito
Sur_de_Quito●Guayaquíl, Guayas Ecuador
Jun 30, 2012●10 Blogs●633 Comments
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And that was no dream, my dear friend.
Thanks for the laugh and enjoy your weekend!
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nonsmoker
nonsmoker●Waterford, Ireland
Jun 30, 2012●282 Blogs●8,720 Comments
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bungallow you have some imagination for a cat from outer-space wave handshake
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tatami
tatami●Inuyama City, Aichi Ken, Chubu Japan
Jun 30, 2012●241 Blogs●992 Comments
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At least he's implying that he has something to comb down there.laugh
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bungallow55
bungallow55OP●Lakeland, Florida USA
Jun 30, 2012●390 Blogs●2,323 Comments
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Keep dreaming sleep and good laugh people.laugh laugh
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Mendango
Mendango●Pioneer, Tennessee USA
Jul 17, 2012●2 Comments
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Hmmmmmmm, i wouldn,t touch that one with a stirilised crowbar!
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