Marriage or Relationship
If you want someone who will eat whatever you put in front of him and never say it's not quite as good as his mother'sIf you want someone always willing to go out, at any hour,
For as long as you want and go wherever you want to go ...
If you want someone who will never touch the remote, doesn't care
about football, and can sit next to you as you watch romantic movies
If you want someone who is content to get on your bed just to warm your feet and whom you can push off if he snores
If you want someone who never criticizes what you do, doesn't care if you are pretty or ugly, fat or thin, young or old, who acts as if every word you say is especially worthy of listening to, and loves You unconditionally, perpetually ...
Then adopt a dog.
BUT
On the other hand, if you want someone who will never come when you call, ignores you totally when you come home, leaves hair all over the place, walks all over you, runs around all night and only comes home to eat and sleep, and acts as if your entire existence is solely to ensure his happiness ....
Then adopt a cat!
Comments (6)
Yep agree 100%
Miss my CAT terribly
Just started to be allergic
to her!
Dogs are just not the same.
@ cofy, not all say that, only ex's.