Susanne1
Susanne1
Kreuzberg, Berlin, Germany
Jul 2012
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29 Comments

Susanne's Bar is open

What's your poison?

bartender drink pouring waiter

We have cocktails, mocktails, chasers, spritzers, long drinks, soft drinks, beers, ciders, champagne in every price category, white wines, red wines (we frown upon rose here, so don't even ask), whiskeys, vodkas, flavoured and plain - in short: it's all here, come and get it.

All drinks are served by sexy half-naked waiters of both sexes. Groping is allowed, but don't forget to tip them.

Cheers! drinking drinking drinking
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Redex
Redex●Northumberland, England UK
Jul 20, 2012●5,763 Comments
#1
slow gin please mmmm tip them weretongue
eveningrolling on the floor laughing
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Bluener
Bluener●Nafpaktos, Central Greece Greece
Jul 20, 2012●30 Blogs●891 Comments
#2
just a soda thank u , i am on duty right nowlaugh wine yay grin
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Redex
Redex●Northumberland, England UK
Jul 20, 2012●5,763 Comments
#3
Blue you look soooo sadhug
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Susanne1
Susanne1OP●Kreuzberg, Berlin Germany
Jul 20, 2012●10 Blogs●200 Comments
#4
One slow gin for Redex, and one soda for Blue coming up! waiter The party hats are on the house. party

Well, everything is on the house tonight. head banger
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Bluener
Bluener●Nafpaktos, Central Greece Greece
Jul 20, 2012●30 Blogs●891 Comments
#5
redex
its my comfort me look doh wine wave
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Susanne1
Susanne1OP●Kreuzberg, Berlin Germany
Jul 20, 2012●10 Blogs●200 Comments
#6
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Redex
Redex●Northumberland, England UK
Jul 20, 2012●5,763 Comments
#7
Blue had to put my specs on and have another slug gin you have changed, no its my glasseswow rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing
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Bluener
Bluener●Nafpaktos, Central Greece Greece
Jul 20, 2012●30 Blogs●891 Comments
#8
SHAKE IT BABE rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing
banana banana applause applause cheering cheering dancing dancing yay yay head banger teddybear
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Redex
Redex●Northumberland, England UK
Jul 20, 2012●5,763 Comments
#9
susanne, thankyou this drink is going down lovely I may stay awhile hope bottle is fullbanana peace
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SpaceOdissey
SpaceOdissey●Brussels, Brussels (Bruxelles) Belgium
Jul 20, 2012●14 Blogs●396 Comments
#10
Sparkling water with lemon Please cheers hug
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Bluener
Bluener●Nafpaktos, Central Greece Greece
Jul 20, 2012●30 Blogs●891 Comments
#11
phil
watch out , dont drink to much!! u have to drive me home lolrolling on the floor laughing conversing cheers
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Redex
Redex●Northumberland, England UK
Jul 20, 2012●5,763 Comments
#12
Space you like lemons wow kinda bitter dunno now lemons I make a lovely lemon curd withrolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing I will send you a jar at xmas dancingsanta Santa comes visiting parachuting downhelp hope you have soft landingrolling on the floor laughing
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Redex
Redex●Northumberland, England UK
Jul 20, 2012●5,763 Comments
#13
Blue that be a nicer pic, laugh you look kinda happypeace what have you been up todunno
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Susanne1
Susanne1OP●Kreuzberg, Berlin Germany
Jul 20, 2012●10 Blogs●200 Comments
#14
Redex, we don't think in terms of bottles here - we deal in cases. So knock yourself out - there is plenty for everyone.

PS: dancing on tables is strictly encouraged! laugh buddies
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Susanne1
Susanne1OP●Kreuzberg, Berlin Germany
Jul 20, 2012●10 Blogs●200 Comments
#15
Space-O - sparkling water with lemon? Water is code for vodka, right? Would you like a double, triple, or quadruple? drink pouring
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Susanne1
Susanne1OP●Kreuzberg, Berlin Germany
Jul 20, 2012●10 Blogs●200 Comments
#16
There is a free delivery service to a home address or hospital of your choice included in the service. shimmy

Staying sober would be rather rude. wink
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SpaceOdissey
SpaceOdissey●Brussels, Brussels (Bruxelles) Belgium
Jul 20, 2012●14 Blogs●396 Comments
#17
@ Red I might not be in Belgium anymore for Xmas, I'll let you know!
@ Dimi, no prob. to drive you back home I just advise you that I haven't drive any car right handle car for well above 20 years...South Africa and UK we drive left...
@Suzanne Seriously it is water, with alcohol, I might do thing more insane than on my normal state...rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing
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Susanne1OP●Kreuzberg, Berlin Germany
Jul 20, 2012●10 Blogs●200 Comments
#18
Space-O - Insanity is not frowned upon in this bar - but you might get graded. crazy rolling on the floor laughing
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Redex
Redex●Northumberland, England UK
Jul 20, 2012●5,763 Comments
#19
Okay space just do not go to top of himalas for xmas I can not stand hieghtsrolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing
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Redex
Redex●Northumberland, England UK
Jul 20, 2012●5,763 Comments
#20
And do not jump off table when drunkscold tongue teddybear
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Susanne1
Susanne1OP●Kreuzberg, Berlin Germany
Jul 20, 2012●10 Blogs●200 Comments
#21
Redex - the floor of this bar is cushioned - jumping or falling off tables is perfectly safe. professor

Space-O - I was thinking of doing the dance of the seven veils later - have your dollar bills ready!

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SpaceOdissey
SpaceOdissey●Brussels, Brussels (Bruxelles) Belgium
Jul 20, 2012●14 Blogs●396 Comments
#22
Suzanne this is weird... as I am listening to the keeper legacy right now, you be must double sighted woman..Geee two Gemini's on your blog but one with 4 personality wow let's the fun begin rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing
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Susanne1
Susanne1OP●Kreuzberg, Berlin Germany
Jul 20, 2012●10 Blogs●200 Comments
#23
It's time for some music! dance danceline

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Susanne1
Susanne1OP●Kreuzberg, Berlin Germany
Jul 20, 2012●10 Blogs●200 Comments
#24
ROFL! rolling on the floor laughing

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Frankinstien
Frankinstien●San Juan, Puerto Rico
Jul 20, 2012●1,830 Comments
#25
Dear Susanne, A woman after my own heart ! While I'm here I'l have an Old Grandad 101 over the rocks with a little water to get it stared . . .wine .. .Thank you lady .
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Frankinstien
Frankinstien●San Juan, Puerto Rico
Jul 20, 2012●1,830 Comments
#26
Dear Susanne, A woman after my own heart ! While I'm here I'l have an Old Grandad 101 over the rocks with a little water to get it stared . . .wine .. .Thank you lady .
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Frankinstien
Frankinstien●San Juan, Puerto Rico
Jul 20, 2012●1,830 Comments
#27
Dear Susanne, Thank you sweet lady . Now since my sever decided to post my first order twice, I'll just use it for a refill . . . . cheers
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Bluener
Bluener●Nafpaktos, Central Greece Greece
Jul 20, 2012●30 Blogs●891 Comments
#28
susanne
duty is over , i will have a beer thank uhug yay yay grin
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Susanne1
Susanne1OP●Kreuzberg, Berlin Germany
Jul 20, 2012●10 Blogs●200 Comments
#29
Anything you want, Blue! drink pouring dance
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