Santa's Office, Duty Elf speaking, state your wish
For the first time ever, and exclusively on CS, Santa has opened a direct line to his office and is eagerly awaiting all your posts regarding your Christmas wishes. Don't be shy, tell the elf on duty what (or who) you want, and Santa will make it happen!!
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Please submit the specifications, so that the elves can find the right ones.
My Intuition tells me that would stop him singing on about it
A little bit of Erica by my side
A little bit of Rita is all I need
A little bit of Tina is what I see
A little bit of Sandra in the sun
A little bit of Mary all night long
A little bit of Jessica here I am
A little bit of you makes me your man
(May also contain Nutella, hidden on the bottom.)
ps i still wish for spd's wish to come true
Yuo both are so kind! Hope Santa will be the same like you girls!
As Duty Elf I saw it as my duty to slap him on your behalf. He said sorry, and promised to consult with his medical team asap.
In the meantime, here is a hug from the elves team:
Thank you Susanne, hope you get your Christmas wish soon
We do have a few brains in stock - would you like a woman's brain (often used, but in excellent working condition) or a man's brain (1974 edition, never used, still in its original wrapping), or both?
Why don't you cook a turkey and tell the kids it was called Rudolf? Would they really know the difference?
And no, you can't have Prancer and Dancer - those two are an item now and you don't wanna know what goes on in their stable box at night!
In exchange for that I will get you a reindeer for your BBQ, but it won't be one with a name, and it won't be one of Santa's cos he needs them all. You don't want him to crash his sleigh, do you?
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Okay, he's gone now, maybe you should tell us elves your size and what colour you want etc, cos I have the feeling that Santa will get you something pretty, but of little support. He mumbled something about see-through lace before he ran out of here...
but it woulkd be nice to have a celebrity on our table(really)
( material gifts,change of appearance or change of personality)
go wild...