jesus where are you ???????????????
*A man is stumbling through the woods, totally drunk, when he comes> upon a preacher baptising people in the river. *
>
> *He proceeds to walk into the water and subsequently bumps into the
> preacher. *
>
> *The preacher turns around and is almost overcome by the smell of
> alcohol, whereupon he asks the drunk, *
>
> *'Are you ready to find Jesus?' *
>
> *The drunk shouts, 'Yes, oi am.' *
>
> *So the preacher grabs him and dunks him in the water. *
>
> *He pulls him up and asks the drunk, 'Brother have you found Jesus?' *
>
> *The drunk replies, 'No, oi haven't found Jesus.' *
>
> *The preacher shocked at the answer, dunks him into the water again
> for a little longer. *
>
> *He again pulls him out of the water and asks again, 'Have you found
> Jesus me brother?' *
>
> *The drunk again answers, 'No,oi I haven't found Jesus.' *
>
> *By this time the preacher is at his wits end and dunks the drunk in
> the water again --- but this time holds him down for about 30 seconds
> and when he begins kicking his arms and legs he pulls him up. The
> preacher again asks the drunk, 'For the love of God have you found
> Jesus?' *
>
(ok, you could see it coming and here it is:)
> The drunk wipes his eyes and catches his breath and says to the
> preacher, 'Are you sure dis is where he fell in?
Comments (6)
Have no pic for this one devil
aw miss redex no pic now thats a suprise i was expecting 1 lol