devilchick
devilchick
Apr 2012
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When you're from the country, your perception is a

A farmer drove to a neighbour's farmhouse and knocked at the door.
A boy, about 9, opened the door
"Is your dad or mom home?" said the farmer.
"No, they went to town."
"How about your brother, Howard? Is he here?"
"No, he went with Mom and Dad."
The farmer stood there for a few minutes, shifting from one foot to the other, and mumbling to himself.
"I know where all the tools are, if you want to borrow one, or I can give Dad a message."
"Well," said the farmer uncomfortably, "I really wanted to talk to your Dad. It's about your
brother Howard getting my daughter Suzy pregnant".
The boy thought for a moment...
"You would have to talk to Dad about that. I know he charges $500 for the bull and $50 for
the pig, but I don't know how much he charges for Howard."confused confused rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing
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Merriweather
Merriweather●Adelaide, South Australia Australia
Apr 23, 2012●21 Comments
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laugh


thnx for the laugh...
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devilchickOP●ireland, Tipperary Ireland
Apr 23, 2012●19 Blogs●68 Comments
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ur welcome miss merri glad it made u laugh wave wave
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FirasLion
FirasLion●Brabant, North Brabant Netherlands
Apr 23, 2012●34 Blogs●881 Comments
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chicky chicky
You are really funny and i feel you are crazy a bit,in positive way.Thanks for the laugh rolling on the floor laughing rose in teeth wine
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devilchickOP●ireland, Tipperary Ireland
Apr 23, 2012●19 Blogs●68 Comments
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ha ha lion it just seems 2 come natural 2 me been crazy good to no it made u laugh again thumbs up thumbs up yay yay
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Stony●Port Elizabeth, Eastern Cape South Africa
Apr 23, 2012●23 Blogs●607 Comments
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rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing I like this...laugh cheers
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