womans store lol

A store that sells new husbands has now opened , where a woman may go to choose a husband. Among the instructions at the entrance is a description of how the store operates:
You may visit this store ONLY ONCE! There are six floors and the value of the products increase as the shopper ascends the flights. The shopper may choose any item from a particular floor, or may choose to go up to the next floor, but you cannot go back down except to exit the building!
So, a woman goes to the Husband Store to find a husband. On the first floor the sign on the door reads:
Floor 1- These men Have Jobs
She is intrigued, but continues to the second floor, where the sign reads:
Floor 2 - These men Have Jobs and Love Kids.
'That's nice,' she thinks, 'but I want more.'
So she continues upward. The third floor sign reads:
Floor 3 - These men Have Jobs, Love Kids, and are Extremely Good Looking.
'Wow,' she thinks, but feels compelled to keep going.
She goes to the fourth floor and the sign reads:
Floor 4 - These men Have Jobs, Love Kids, are Drop-dead Good Looking and Help With Housework.
'Oh, mercy me!' she exclaims, 'I can hardly stand it!'
Still, she goes to the fifth floor and the sign reads:
Floor 5 - These men Have Jobs, Love Kids, are Drop-dead Gorgeous, Help with Housework, and Have a Strong Romantic Streak.
She is so tempted to stay, but she goes to the sixth floor, where the sign reads:
Floor 6 - You are visitor 31,456,012 to this floor. There are no men on this floor. This floor exists solely as proof that women are impossible to please. Thank you for shopping at the Husband Store.
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Haha...Fun ~ wave although written in jest, professor this is so true. My pet name for CS is "The Candy Store!" mumbling Lost count of the number of times, I've come across women swearing undying love for me, yet simultaneously conversing with half the CS male stock! thumbs up handshake cheers laugh rolling on the floor laughing yay peace
wow why arnt any of these men in the store honest? lips
rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing
I take it all other floors are filled with men
no one to clean
no one to cook
no one to luv
etc etc.
We all need help teddybear teddybear hug
no issues we demand the best and its our write to get `The Best`
Because when you find the best, you say the hell with the rest.
Mens' Store

Floor 1 - Long haired blondes

Floor 2 - Long haired blondes who don't want kids

Floor 3 - Long haired blondes who don't want kids but who accept mine

Floor 4 - Long haired blondes who don't want kids, who will accept mine, and who want to get married.

Floor 5 - Long haired blondes who don't want kids, who will accept mine, who want to get married, amd who are Protestant.

Floor 6 - Permanently out of service
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