Castaway computer

i honestly refer to this computer like Tom Hanks refered to the island in Castaway, i don't really want to be here, i sort of deal with it because i can't sleep,everyone on this website thinks i'm insane, and when i leave the computer i strangely miss it, because it is an outlet...and an inlet that holds me in.There is no volleyball, and i don't have to eat sushi.
Funny thing is , i've registered to take acting classes in the Spring, yet unlike Tom Hanks, i'll probablly be forced to portray Shakespeare and there will be no women in the class and i'll have to pretend the middle-aged guy whose real name is "Butch" is actually Juliet, and use the word "thy" a lot....i guess it's pretty obvious to you people that i'll drop the class