how to snap yourself out of being sad(it's easy)

1.assume that you're a jerk if you see happy people as being fake,and it's not good to be a jerk.
now laugh to yourself.
2.admit that you may never understand women,and deal with it
now laugh to yourself.
3.don't ever use shiny objects (which are things like jewelry and coins,symbolic of credit also)to tantalize a women, because if she takes the bait,she's no better than a fish, and you're better than that...too bad she isn't.
now laugh to yourself
4.Don't ever go out of your way to meet a woman's children , since over the age of 25 it's happened by now, and in most cases he was probablly a jerk who thought happy people were fake,and apparently because of this...they might just have bad genes,and it would be weird anyway.
now laugh to yourself.
5.Keep living the realization that women consciously know that men are very visual creatures, so listen more than you look(even though repetition will set in, and you do it too)
now laugh to yourself
6.finally, while laughing to yourself, make her laugh , but don't go to far with the fact that no one really knows anything and ....for the most part, humanity is just a species in its infancy.
now laugh to yourself
7. Just admit that you know nothing.

Comments (7)

Mia9988●Sofia, Sofia Province Bulgaria

Oct 9, 2012●29 Blogs●419 Comments

1. Laugh with yourself and the HS, being happy.
Otherwise all 7 sound judgemental.

cherriebabe●somewhere over the rainbow, Indonesia

Oct 9, 2012●15 Blogs●1,051 Comments

many people suffer from clinical depression and its not as easy as that! theres nothing wrong with feeling sad, everyone goes through it!a goodf cry always helps!

virgosingle●greymouth, West Coast New Zealand

Oct 9, 2012●409 Blogs●8,106 Comments

giving up smoking will help heaps , its a bad one to take as it wants you to feel like the whole world hates you so you will smoke more ....and giving up smoking is great

Calliopesgirl●Nashville, Tennessee USA

Oct 9, 2012●322 Blogs●5,311 Comments

Cute blog. good jump into the waters...

particolor●Inverell, New South Wales Australia

Oct 9, 2012●9,376 Comments

AYYY?? I never saw any SCHMOKES in there???
Your just petrified someone will set Fire to your Racing Fuel!!!!

Lazly●Bucharest, Muntenia Romania

Oct 10, 2012●1,645 Comments

Well i guess you lost your trust in womans, well the same happen to us. You will be fine in time just don't think all the fishes are the same, you know you will lie yourself about it thinking that way..., cos fishes have different shapes and they also good and bad.