charity for great art?

A man goes to the local art supply once a week to buy only basic colors of very low quality oil paint and throughout a course of months gathers large amounts of cardboard wasted by the facilty and usually confined to a mechanism known as a baler,occasionally small amounts of linseed oil are purchased and he always pays with cash.
This man who wobbles like a duck for the most part visits museums, only to enter the Impressionism room, where there are held the meager works of Monet' Gaugain, and one of Van Gogh's lesser works.Visiting one day the wobbly man , catches the attention of an art critic and a conversation develops, although the strange duckman never realizes that this critic is also a multi millionaire.
After a few weeks of interrogation and occasional cups of coffee, the critic is enticed to view the wobblyman's work, and could only laugh out of simpathy when the duckman consistently mentioned using one color paint for every painting.

The conversation that followed when the critic entered the wobblyman's makeshift studio would have astounded a less eccentric artist.

"MY GOD, how did you do that?"
"Impressionism is an art of light emphasis, the color doesn't matter,it's the brushstroke"

The critic jaw was wide open and his eyes looked as though a happyc ry was unfolding from his soul.

"Has anyone else seen these paintings??!!"
"The cellphone,"
"Whatta you mean, the cellphone??!!"
"saw a kid walking down the street the other day and so i figured his cellphone could see in my house,never been too good with technology, but can only imagine these days"

"YOu're f...n insane old man!!!!??? "How the hell did you recreate the mona lisa using only white paint!!!!

"it's just the brushstroke, and the positioning of the 40-watt bulb behind you, see there's the light switch"

"What do you plan on doing with these paintings?"the critic became very serious at this point.
"Well, i'd like to donate a million dollars to various charities for each piece of work and i'd also like to get a cheeseburger"
"WHAT??!!!
"Yeah i'll complete a new piece once a month, then you'll take the painting and donate a million dollars to charity for each piece ,and then buy me a cheeseburger"
"OKAY,OKAY...ALL YOU WANT IS A CHEESEBURGER!!!????
"yes, and publicised proof that there was a donation"
"Why don't you want anything for yourself"
"I like cheesburgers, but they're bad for you when you eat them more than once a month, i suppose."
"UNF.....BELIEVABLE DUCKMAN, IT'S A DEAL!!!!!!!!????
"Alright,so put mona in your car and let's go to Burger King"