Smartassss
Smartassss
Jan 2014
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lol ?

Man : Marry me ?
Woman : Do you have a house ?
Man : No
Woman : Do you have a BMW car ?
Man : No
Woman : How much is your salary ?
Man : No Salary
Woman : You have nothing, how can I marry you?? leave me alone !!
Man : (talk to himself) I have one villa, 3 property lands, 3 ferrari, 2 porsche... why still I have to buy BMW ?!
how can I get salary when actually i am the boss.... moping


confused Not funny doh
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Dedovix
Dedovix●Big Place, Central Serbia Serbia
Jan 14, 2014●135 Blogs●1,499 Comments
#1
yeah, well it comes handy to buy Ferrari keys on ebay, for the first date grin
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Smartassss
SmartassssOP●Jakarta, Indonesia
Jan 14, 2014●102 Blogs●2,184 Comments
#2
Dedo... I think your photo is more funny than my blog laugh
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Angelpepper
Angelpepper●Glen Ellyn, Illinois USA
Jan 14, 2014●9 Blogs●10,202 Comments
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laugh SamartAssgirl: He has a point you know! . . . . rolling on the floor laughing
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Smartassss
SmartassssOP●Jakarta, Indonesia
Jan 14, 2014●102 Blogs●2,184 Comments
#4
rolling on the floor laughing I love you Dedo...doh
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ajkaorjun
ajkaorjun●kolkata ( erstwhile calcutta ), West Bengal India
Jan 14, 2014●49 Blogs●856 Comments
#5
i got a bmw pendrive though. playball

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Smartassss
SmartassssOP●Jakarta, Indonesia
Jan 14, 2014●102 Blogs●2,184 Comments
#6
teddybear my Angel... yes he got the point...
If I were that woman, I would not give those silly questions..frustrated
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Smartassss
SmartassssOP●Jakarta, Indonesia
Jan 14, 2014●102 Blogs●2,184 Comments
#7
Ajkaaaa.... yea you got BMW pendrive, but where is the car? laugh
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ajkaorjun
ajkaorjun●kolkata ( erstwhile calcutta ), West Bengal India
Jan 14, 2014●49 Blogs●856 Comments
#8
just waiting for that day when bmw will run on electricity just like nissan leaf or tesla. grin
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Angelpepper
Angelpepper●Glen Ellyn, Illinois USA
Jan 14, 2014●9 Blogs●10,202 Comments
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wave @AJK: It is snowing outside. So! Pick me up. Would ya?. . . rolling on the floor laughing
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ajkaorjun
ajkaorjun●kolkata ( erstwhile calcutta ), West Bengal India
Jan 14, 2014●49 Blogs●856 Comments
#10
angel

no pick-ups without pickup lines! tongue
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Smartassss
SmartassssOP●Jakarta, Indonesia
Jan 14, 2014●102 Blogs●2,184 Comments
#11
rolling on the floor laughing your BMW have wings Ajkaa ? so could fly to Angel...
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GoDaniel
GoDaniel●Leominster, Massachusetts USA
Jan 14, 2014●71 Blogs●2,433 Comments
#12
@Smart..... Your one funny girl you!!
laugh grin
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Smartassss
SmartassssOP●Jakarta, Indonesia
Jan 14, 2014●102 Blogs●2,184 Comments
#13
Hi GD... thank you for coming by...
So, have you decided ? peace
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Angelpepper
Angelpepper●Glen Ellyn, Illinois USA
Jan 14, 2014●9 Blogs●10,202 Comments
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blushing @AjK: Where have you been all my life? . . . rolling on the floor laughing India!
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GoDaniel
GoDaniel●Leominster, Massachusetts USA
Jan 14, 2014●71 Blogs●2,433 Comments
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@Smart.... I've decided to go with the girl from my church, the online girl is upset with me, she won't respond to my messages. I'm ok with that, I still have great respect for her and nothing will ever change that!! She will always be considered a friend of minehandshake and if she decides she ever wants to talk, I will be there for her, I hold no grudgeshug thumbs up
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Smartassss
SmartassssOP●Jakarta, Indonesia
Jan 14, 2014●102 Blogs●2,184 Comments
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and you make me broken heart GD frustrated frustrated grin
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GoDaniel
GoDaniel●Leominster, Massachusetts USA
Jan 14, 2014●71 Blogs●2,433 Comments
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@Smart..... I'll always have room in my heart for you too!!
teddybear bouquet
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Catfoot
Catfoot●Around here, Western Cape South Africa
Jan 14, 2014●616 Blogs●16,678 Comments
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Honey, first half of your life he was not born yet. rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing
hijack
Sorry Smartyhug
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Smartassss
SmartassssOP●Jakarta, Indonesia
Jan 14, 2014●102 Blogs●2,184 Comments
#19
Hi dad... just tell me which bank card you want as I have many cards, I like keep UNO card, we can talk how much and which Pin u want while we play UNO...
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Angelpepper
Angelpepper●Glen Ellyn, Illinois USA
Jan 14, 2014●9 Blogs●10,202 Comments
#20
wave @Catfoot: Stay Out Of My Business! dude. You looked at my profile, didnt you?..comfort hehe!
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Scott1812
Scott1812●Claresholm, Alberta Canada
Jan 14, 2014●30 Blogs●395 Comments
#21
rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing teddybear
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StillOfTheNight
StillOfTheNight●Clarenville Area, Newfoundland Canada
Jan 15, 2014●367 Comments
#22
I would answer no to those questions too moping
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khan5392
khan5392●karachi, Sindh Pakistan
Jan 24, 2014●2 Comments
#23
i don't believe this God help both and i like
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