Cowboy at the Pearly Gates!
A cowboy appeared before St. Peter at the Pearly Gates.'Have you ever done anything of particular merit?' St. Peter asked.
'Well, I can think of one thing in particular,' the cowboy offered.
'On a trip to the Big Horn Mountains out in Wyoming above Sheridan, I came upon a gang of bikers who were threatening this nice looking young woman. I directed them to leave her alone, but they wouldn't listen. So, I approached the largest and most tattooed biker and smacked him in the face, kicked his bike over, ripped out his nose ring, and threw it on the ground. I yelled, 'Now, back off you sons-a-bitches or I'll kick the shit out of all of you!'
St. Peter was impressed, 'When did this happen?'
'Bout ten minutes ago.'
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