short joking..
young boys want to go to cafe for drinking 
.. but only 2 
are available..one of they rode all three.. ..on the way... they are caught by police man
Police man : Why are you riding all three?
boys : (panic) bcos not enough to ride all five
Police man
do you have short joking too?
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The lady screamed....,"I am sorry Sir...not today....the statement is painful like the hell....you are most welcome to record it tomorrow when she gets recovered!"
I told her that All my jokes are fabricated by me
She opened it, slammed it shut, and stormed back in the house.
A little later she came out of her house and again went to the mail box and again opened it, then slammed it shut again. Angrily, back into the house she went.
As the man was getting ready to edge the lawn, here she came out again, marched to the mail box, opened it and then slammed it closed harder than ever.
Puzzled by her actions the man asked her, “Is something wrong?”
To which she replied, “There certainly is! My stupid computer keeps giving me a message saying, “YOU’VE GOT MAIL!”
Gentlemanly vegetarian!