Never say to your wife..

If your wife should ask you how she looks in a dress, never say:
Chunky Monkey.

If your wife should ask you how large a television you should buy, never
say as big as it needs to be to see around your rear.

If your wife should ask does this dress make me look fat, you should never
say oh, it's not the dress.
If your wife should ask you if you remember what today was, you should
never say I didn't know there was going to be a test.
If your wife should ask you why you didn't get her what she asked for on
her birthday or Christmas, you should never say because I didn't remember what you said.

jokes..
Submitted By: George
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Comments (2)

hehehe No, you don't want to hurt the feelings of the people you love, for sure.
How about this:

Chunky Monkey lets get Funky.wink
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