BeaPatient

Parow, Western Cape, South Africa

Jun 2015

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The light of the party.

The party was okay until the loud mouth arrived. He thought was he light of the party. He stood in the middle of the room, surrounded by a few other losers, telling his feeble jokes about women. Every few minutes his audience crowed with laughter. While our host changed the CD, he spoke louder. He asked: “Why buy a cow if you can have milk delivered at your door?” His fan club roared with laughter at this hollow backed joke. With the loudest voice I could muster, I told him that I agree with him. I won’t buy a pig as long as I can buy sausage over the counter. It is another stupid joke but it dimmed his light. I noticed that the whole lot of them went home without cows as the evening went on. Why do losers behave in this way?

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CapNemo●Longview, Texas USA

Jun 30, 2015●2 Blogs●278 Comments

No telling. Only you know the reason you couldn't keep control and felt compelled to make a spectacle of yourself. Guaranteed that crowd is going to remember you longer than they will remember him.

twazzle70●THE GORGOYNES......, East Riding of Yorkshire, England UK

Jun 30, 2015●673 Comments

The "loud mouth"

I know a couple of similar souls. If said "loud mouth" is anything like those i know,then generally the entourage and innocent onlookers are laughing AT them,,and not WITH them..

BeaPatientOP●Parow, Western Cape South Africa

Jun 30, 2015●12 Blogs●388 Comments

Hi CapNemo, on my! I forgot to mention that it was my party and that I asked a friend to act as host. Are you a loudmouth too? It is always better to keep it closed until you have the whole story.

BeaPatientOP●Parow, Western Cape South Africa

Jun 30, 2015●12 Blogs●388 Comments

Hi Twazzle. Spot on! He was an embarrassment. The language he used was worse than the jokes. We all like to have fun but there are limits.

CapNemo●Longview, Texas USA

Jun 30, 2015●2 Blogs●278 Comments

No, woman, I am not. However, telling the whole story would be appropriate before asking people's opinion. Think a little. Given the info you initially provided, I stand by my position.

Ccincy●Cincinnati, Ohio USA

Jun 30, 2015●1 Blogs●3,385 Comments

Well if that particular person was such a loud why were they invited to the party or else asked to leave?

If it was my party I would had done what I just posted.

BeaPatientOP●Parow, Western Cape South Africa

Jun 30, 2015●12 Blogs●388 Comments

Hi CapNemo, I suppose you could not air an opinion without getting personal. The blog is not about me. It addresses the behavior of some guests at a party.

Ravensgold●Panchos Villas, Wexford Ireland

Jun 30, 2015●9 Blogs●1,131 Comments

Yes Bea, there is always a loudmouth

..(.we have a few here at the moment

) ...anyway that was a good comeback to his joke

BeaPatientOP●Parow, Western Cape South Africa

Jun 30, 2015●12 Blogs●388 Comments

Hi Ccincy, sometimes you have to tolerate the family of your friends for a while. He got the message.

BeaPatientOP●Parow, Western Cape South Africa

Jun 30, 2015●12 Blogs●388 Comments

Hi Ravensgold, it was not very elegant but it worked. I think his sister spoke to him because he became almost civilized afterwards.

sunsmile007●Trier, Rhineland-Palatinate Germany

Jun 30, 2015●13 Comments

Hi Bea, I agree with you about the loud mouth. You can even hear them from a wide distance as if they talk near and directly to you. Horrible.

itchywitch●galway, Galway Ireland

Jul 1, 2015●1 Blogs●3,435 Comments

I gotta hand it to you Bea

calmheartseeks●Somewhere, California USA

Jul 1, 2015●6 Blogs●1,531 Comments

Buy a sausage.

Men and women are not cows and sausages.

But he was being rude, demeaning women as "cows" (disguising it as humor)...perhaps he did know about sausages.

calmheartseeks●Somewhere, California USA

Jul 1, 2015●6 Blogs●1,531 Comments

*didn't know.

BeaPatientOP●Parow, Western Cape South Africa

Jul 1, 2015●12 Blogs●388 Comments

Hi sunsmile, itchywitch & calmheartseeks, I'm sorry for not replying earlier. My boss watches me like a hawk. Sometimes one has to lower yourself to get a message across.

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I am a no-nonsense person but enjoy a joke anytime. My favourite pastime is reading and I enjoy the movies and eating out. And I can smell a lie a mile off. Furthermore I'm old, fat and ugly. You probably won't like me. Save us both the trouble to bo [read more]

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