crazy people

who's pissing me off today, Eskimos stop complaining and move for godsake I'm sure whale bluber is great and all but it's freaking 2008 time to pack it in and had down to longhorn steak house and get a real meal.People who ask me ''HOT ENOUGH FOR YA?'' nope I like standing in a pool of my own sweat like shakil o neal at the free throw line.And judgemental cashiers who look at me funny in the check out line because none of my items make any sense ,like a roll of ducktape a bottle of shaving cream a roll of cookie dough,three bananas and a tooth brush and she like haha what are you doing tonight and I'm like it all depends are you going to be walking alone to your car when you get of,that usually get her to stop asking stupid questions. and here's another group of people that need decapitated with an olive fork people who just cant seem to order a cup of coffee any more without having 75 little requests to go with it .Like I'm at a coffee shop before work this morning and theres one lady ahead of me I'm like nice in out on my way oh no not his retard she wants a ''halfcaf decaf lata with an organic espresso shot two table spoons of whole milk and a little cinnamon but don't make it to hot and about half foam''.For the love of all that's holy I almost shot her in the head I'm like look lady I understand that you odiously aren't getting laid enough so you over compensate with coffee but can ya freaking move it along I go a life not much of one but its there.i mean did I miss a meeting about the coffee don't people just drink it any more dose it all have to have some freaking flavor or shot or whatever dose it even exist any more.... and people who try and reason with there children please grow a set of ball's before I lone you mine . you know what I'm talking about , you've seen them I'm the malls there the one with a screaming three year old and there bent down trying to have a freaking meeting with the kid there like ''ok Justin what seems to be your issue do we need a time out so we can think this over and come up with a solution that's we both agree to'' mean while the kids giving them this what the hell look .You don't reason with a three year old you tell them what to do and if they don't you make them .isn't that the point of having children so you can boss them around just like you were ,and when did timeouts become a punishment any way when I was a kid my dad gave me one chance to correct the behavior if I didn't he corrected it for me and ya know what I didn't grow up and murder any one ...well not yet anyway but still ,please less talk more smack and take these kids out of the baby holders and of the leases touch the little pick once in a while he'll probable thank you for it later