"EPISODES ON THE ROAD"(1)

Rolling Along At 67 Miles An Hour On A Three Lane Highway On Route 91 In New York State...Im In The Center Lane
What Ta Hell Is That Up Ahead Of Me?!Its Running Back And Forth...Its Plain To See It Doesnt Know Which Way To Go..Or What To Do For That Matter
Well...Hed Better Make Up His Mind Real Quick...As I Cant Slow Down Or Suddenly Turn To Get Out Of His Way
(If I Do That...Ill Be Dead!)
Okay..Im Coming Up To Him Now
Its All In His Court Now

Whats He Going To Do?
As I Approach Him...He Darts Into The Other Lane
And Just As I Get Even With Him
(And I Think Im In The Clear From Killing Him)
He Decides To Dart The Other Way Back To Where I Am
As I Go By...I Look Into The Passenger Side Mirror Of The Truck To See If He Made It
And What Do I See?
He There All Right
Flat As A Pancake..(My Rear Passenger Trailer Tandems..Caught Him)
I Feel Bad... But Theres Nothing I Could Do
Unfortunately...Thats One Racoon That Wont Be Going Home Anymore

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thanks man. beer
rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing It is a good thing there wasn't more of them drunk in front of you!rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing
Heh Jimmy ...Nice to Hear from You You Are Still The Funny Guy Of The Blogs
Where You Come Up With Your Thinking Though?
Ill Never Know..........laugh

.............................................detective
Hit a deer ones and lucky did not leave it wounded but dead.
We had to report that we hit a deer and the authorities came out to inspect and had the animal removed........ wave wave wave
Hello Miss BC
Not Here In The USA
Especially In Pennslyvania
Within That State
One Would Be Lucky If Pennslyvania Even Removed A Dead Human Being

......................................detective
Theres Is One Thing...Of "Episodes On The Road"
That Ive Yet To See
And Believe Me...I Dont Miss Not A Thing Of The Landscape...Nor The Skies
But What Has Eluded These Eyes So Far Is
Is That Magnificent..................... "Bald Eagle"

.....................................................detective
Hello Nam,wave I ve come across Bald Eagles feeding on dead deer, when working up north,wow All the other scavenger birds kept thier distance.
I was 25, to 30 yards from these great birds. Couldn t beleive the size of these majestic birds.Quite the sight,wow
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